I am what I am, and what I am, needs frequent apologies to the distressed

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Joined April 2009
Never seen a party promise to kill their own voter base before
🚨Child rapists will be put to DEATH under Restore Britain.
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Decent seats. Now we hope. #NCFC
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On the plus side, it sounds like we might have signed 2 new keepers before tomorrow. #NCFC
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I think we know that Delia and Michael would never. Beware “offers” from this ownership. #NCFC
11 years ago, the Brewers raised $1m by tricking their fans into buying a Timeless Ticket that would get them the best available seat to any future game including the World Series. Now they are being redeemed, buts fans are only getting 400 level seats and standing room. It's not what the fans bargained for and Milwaukee's attempts to quiet the situation are woefully inadequate.
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Still Team Clement. It’s just not healthy to sack a manager who, up until 6 weeks ago, had been sensational. But he can’t get the balance right, and looks a bit lost. We’ve gone from being very good in attack but far too open, to more compact but toothless in attack. #ncfc
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This is literally like City being on the cusp of winning the PL. They have the chance to do something they’ve not done in 40 years. Of course the MWJ tribute is important, but Jeez city fans need to get a grip. We go on a good run and all is forgotten. #NCFC
Its actually really really really bad that these won't be there for the MWJ tribute today and I think says a lot about how they see us Think its pretty clear we are 2nd in line for them innit
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Andy Head retweeted
Trump just called his supporters stupid to their faces, and they applauded. 😂😂😂
TRUMP IN CLARKSVILLE: “I could say the stupidest things, and you’d clap and say ‘I love you so much” 😬
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Clement needs time. It was unrealistic to expect a great firefighting half season to extend to a title romp the next. Success rarely comes in a straight direction. We’re just going to be a mid-table side with a few false starts and a few crappy dips this year. #NCFC
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We haven’t met an offside flag we didn’t want to raise. #NCFC
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I’m a big Cordoba fan, but he has to be better in the air. Gave Idah the opportunity to do whatever he wanted with that header. #NCFC
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More compact, shorter distances between the lines, exactly what we needed. Swansea have still pulled us around and engineered chances though, but top of the league confidence will do that. Maghoma been off it but he’s only a half-yard of space away from creating something. #NCFC
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If you or I did this, we could face up to 25 years in prison. But when Donald Trump uses the presidency for insider trading, Republicans just say, “well, he’s a businessman.” The most corrupt president ever, and it’s not even close.
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Andy Head retweeted
You guys fucked up painting the bottom of a pool.
America will establish a permanent presence on the moon. 🚀🌕
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Fred West's inquiry Fred West finds no bodies and declares him an exceptional patio layer.
🚨 BREAKING: An internal investigation at Reform UK has found Nigel Farage’s close aides broke no laws over the undercover documentary Farage now intends to “aggressively” sue the journalists
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Andy Head retweeted
Lady Gaga was raped and left pregnant by an unnamed music producer when she was only 19. For years, she never talked about it. Then, in 2014, she did. Shortly after, she got a call from the Vice President of the United States, Joe Biden. He wanted her to be part of his “It’s On Us” campaign — a nationwide effort to reduce the stigma around speaking out about sexual assault. Together, the two traveled to college campuses across America. I miss having leaders who called out SA — and didn’t commit it ❤️‍🩹
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Titus Tart, co-owner of the Tart-Chestnut Co in Dunn, North Carolina, pictured on the potato chips that carry his unusual nickname (circa early 1930s).
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Andy Head retweeted
Boomers absolutely trashed my life and for what
🚨🇪🇺 NEW: Tony Blair has urged Andy Burnham to set out plans to rejoin the EU by 2036 [@telegraph]
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Andy Head retweeted
Voilà qui risque de lourdement ternir sa réputation.
95 ans plus tard, Adolf Hitler est soupçonné d’avoir participé au meurtre de sa nièce
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Andy Head retweeted
Replying to @OrevaZSN
The ONLY people saying this are narcissist jerkoffs who no longer get to stand around the office and fuck off bothering everyone with their inane small talk.
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