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Andy Gold

@AndyaGold

I have a butt

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Joined December 2011
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@utahjazz15 Feb 2024
Bear found his next opponent 🐻🧮
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Rest In Peace, Penny Marshall 🙏🏽
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On this day three years ago Coach Jerry Sloan passed away 😢 We miss you Coach March 28, 1942 – May 22, 2020 . . #JazzNation #UtahJazz #TakeNote #JerrySloan #NBA – at Utah, USA
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SORRY NOT SORRY @SlamsonTheLion @SacramentoKings
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@utahjazz21 Mar 2023
¯\_🐻_/¯
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@NBA4 Jan 2023
Join us in wishing @CollinSexton02 of the @utahjazz a HAPPY 24th BIRTHDAY! #NBABDAY
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It’s appears to me that I have been getting a lot of tweets about why I call my followers grasshoppers. As a little boy I loved Kung Fu the star was David Carradine... “When you snatch the pebble from my hand it’s time for you to leave..my grasshopper.”
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@NBA9 Dec 2022
Join us in wishing @simofonte13 of the @utahjazz a HAPPY 27th BIRTHDAY! #NBABDAY
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@utahjazz29 May 2021
We are heartbroken by the passing of Utah Jazz legend Mark Eaton. Our thoughts are with his family as we all mourn the loss of a great man, mentor, athlete and staple of the community.
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This Fr/Sat it’s @AndyaGold LIVE @WiseguysUtah Jordan Landing!! Get tix: wiseguyscomedy.com/events/an… #comedy #wiseguyscomedy #thisplaceisajoke
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deg@degg22 May 2020
when lisa leslie threw down the first dunk in wnba history she yelled “CHOW MY BOX” at the opposing bench
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Do you ever see a homeless person with a dog? It’s like, yo, eat your dog.
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deg@degg6 Jun 2020
men who mow the lawn while drunk make me sick. respect the lawn
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Amerah@amerahaames17 Jun 2020
No offense but if you’re tweeting about a comedian defending them because you like their comedy, or if you care about comedy in general? You’re a dork and you should die
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Neeeewwww!!! andygold.live/junkyland/junk…
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@dril14 Jun 2020
Boys are showing to much DICK on the time line... I come here to research Ethics and i am bombareded with 10000 human penis images daily
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Just had a 10 minute conversation with my dad about all our favorite gas stations.
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One thing that’s stayed the same in 2020 is comedy isn’t funny.
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@dril10 Jun 2020
guys who get off on being humiliated used to expose themselves at the grocery store or something. now they pretend to be journalists on here
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Bought a gun. Just so nobody gets the wrong idea, I only bought it in case I need to kill somebody.
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