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Whoever said humans are the most intelligent species on earth...never worked customer service

Joined January 2016
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calm your canned pumpkin butts down.
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Remember that time @actordougjones portrayed #Mitchmcconell on Pan's Labyrinth?
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#DearCustomer: No one here cares what you think about masks or the Democrats. The store has a big poster right up front telling you that masks are required. If that's something you feel so strongly against, you should've turned right around & gone elsewhere instead of coming in.
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No offense but smokers piss me off to some extent lmao why are y’all entitled to ten times more breaks than I am!🙄🙄🙄
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managers presenting on Q2 2020 😳
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No shirt, no shoes no service wasn't affecting your rights. Neither does no masks, no service.
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DC: Hi, do you work here? Me: *dressed in full uniform with name tag (which I never wear!)* No I dont.... DC: really cause your dressed like you do? Me: oh shit, look at THAT! SO WEIRD! #retailproblems #retaillife #customers #retailhell #shopping #fml #DearCustomer
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New baby: Aw, cute. 🙂 New dog: OMG WHAT'S HIS NAME? OH, THAT'S PERFECT. HOW OLD IS HE? WHAT'S HIS FAVORITE COLOR? WHAT'S HIS ZODIAC SIGN? DOES HE LIKE SNUGGLES? IS HE A GOOD BOY?! DUMB QUESTION; OF COURSE HE'S A GOOD BOY. OMG I LOVE HIM.
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Our salmons are based off of weight not size or shape Customer: my salmon seems small Me: well its a 6oz salmon i can get you another piece C: look here kid, i am a scientist, this is not the right size for a salmon. Me:
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When I worked in a bakery a customer asked me how big a 1” slice of bread was...
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guest: hey are you pregnant? me: no...? guest: do you wanna be?
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"Does the spaghetti sauce have garlic and if so could you take it out?"
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Me: standing behind the bar in front of a wall of liqour. Customer: do you have vodka?
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Me: small or large orange juice? Guest: medium
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Retweet for some server love 😩🙌🏽💞 @AngryServerLife – at Las Vegas, NV
May I be blessed with generous, easy going tables today. 🙌🏼
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Less ice does not mean more alcohol. Retweet to save a dumbass. @AngryServerLife
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Not one I've ever worked at... I worked at one and on my second day (as a manager there) the fry cook asked my if I had every tried Molly and if not let him know... like he said it over the line where anyone could hear... and started listing prices...
Fuck tonight.
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Do you guys carry this item? No we don't... OH you should, you could make a killing! Ok let me call my boss who will call their boss who will call their boss who will call their boss who will call their boss who won't give a f#*k...👍👍 #THANKS #dearcustomer #retaillife
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