I'm ugly as shit.

Washington, DC
Joined October 2009
🎃💀🎃👻🎃 Die: Nasty #iiwii #useyourbrain Like the dark: youtu.be/RBaqg_8qiaU?is=ltR0…
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This Halloween Im going to be Donald Trump. Not only that... but I will nuke anyone that talks to me bad. I will however, because I'm the greatest presidential imposter of all time, and everyone tells me this, everyone... I will also so kindly, distribute on Hallerween $5,000 to random Americans I come across. Im here to make America lie, con and otherwise meltdown on X. #MALCOMX
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The way is finding help on the o-like at left tackle until Tunsil is back. Fuck any more receivers unless it's BTJ. Adam Peters be scared to nip and tuck. I need to see my guy on the sideline in a sweatshirt and cap talking Xs and Os to Dan cause its not clear he personally knows
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Just gonna take up both lanes like a drunk. Police just watch and never do shit. DC just want the speed camera tickets.
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Cmon @Take2Interactiv @RockstarGames When you gonna call @jonnybernthal to play Claude in a Grand Theft Auto III adaptation? He's right there bro.
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Jay Z is way closer and HE ain't even Michael Jackson. My 7 year old daughter on her own plays Michael Jackson. She never listens to Drake.
Do y’all think Drake is bigger than Micheal Jackson?
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Wizards are a finesse team. They going to play them hard and physical all season long. We need AJ to show brothers how to flop and get to the line when bully ball starts getting played. Wiz looked out of their element once KG was locked down. Gotta get used to that shit. Iiwii
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Papa Brain retweeted
FINAL | TOR 112, WAS 102 The Wizards had their chances thanks to Trae Young and Tre Johnson. But 23 turnovers, a lot of them careless, are hard to overcome. Rough night for Kyshawn George, who had eight of those turnovers. Three takeaways from the loss: wizardscentral.com/p/three-t…
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Bub Carrington hid in the corner all night last night. Dont ever run him as the 2 again man. No defense. Poor shooting. No movement. I hope that was the last time we see that shit. The tank is over. Keefe gotta take him out the game when that happens. If I see it, why can't he?
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Why is it on the First Lady to broker a ceasefire in Ukraine?
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Replying to @WashWizards
@WashWizards $200 says I can beat Alex Sarr in an arm wrestling match. What's up?
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Scottie Barnes is 6"8, boxing out our center. That needs to be fixed. Let's arm wrestle man. I might dislocate his elbow off the joke mode. Real live.
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Im not mad. @WashWizards There are lessons to learn but the hustle was a mf win for me. Im proud dawg. On to the next one. Eat good tonight fellas. You made the city proud.
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Josh Harris is so consumed with selling LeBron James jerseys he forgot he owns the Commanders. I hope @CMLewisGeorgeW4 as mayor proposes DC buy a 49.9% stake in the team. The merchandise sales and the new RFK should pay for DC Public Schools to have resources without teachers and parents breaking their own pockets to give our city's children a comparable education to Fairfac County in specific neighborhoods. We spend too much on leisure and not enough on our kids.
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Sarr gotta drain those buzzer beaters. Tomorrow my guy needs to hit 50 total and then 8 straight before he hits the weights. No other fucking drills.
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Thank you God for listening @WashWizards trust us man. We seeing things from a different view. I fuck with Bub and Ky but this is a bully game brothers.
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Bub Carrington needs to come out of this fucking game Wizards.
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Brian Keefe is a coach of the year candidate.
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Trae got to find Tre when he wide open for the three after nephew just stroked one from the same spot. These are the little things that fucking matter man.
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Let's just get Alex Sarr done steroids cuzz. Fuck it. Aint no mf Scottie Barnes getting brolic with my boy. Bruh gadda live in the weight room going forward.
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