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Anne Bean

@AnneBeanTweets

Writer of comics, fiction, and fairy tales. Queer. Witch. Founder of @EmeraldDistro. Icon by Mike Dipetrillo. She/her.

 Seattle
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Joined March 2011
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Word of the morning is the Old English 'uhtceare' [ucht-kay-ara]: the sorrow before dawn, when you lie awake in the darkness and worry.
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Masae Seki@MasaeSeki1 Feb 2022
🐯#lunarnewyear
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annual reminder that good health is not a moral virtue and bad health is not a moral failing
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a painting for the new year, with tokens of my hopes for it
Image from shing yin khor (@sawdustbear)
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*sighs in cripple* So very tired "disabled people were the only people in my opinion that were equipped to get us through this pandemic in a way that would cause the least amount of harm and you all ignored us and you left us for dead"
@ImaniBarbarin@disabled.social (@Imani_Barbarin) profile picture@[email protected]@Imani_Barbarin30 Dec 2021
Ableds are 2 years late to a conversation that disabled people have been having while they left us for dead. I am so damn tired.
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the alternate title for this tiny poem is "no talk me im sleepy" or "i am here to make a very important point about the benefits of hibernation".
Do Not Address Me, I’m Sleeping Unfortunately, the spotted garden eel, with regret, the lark, my apologies the dark bleating of winter, the vice-like grip of my heart. How language deserts me, it's most faithful engineer, it's very best silly sod. There is altogether too much of everything. The light is only pretending to get out of bed. Where is my soup and hibernation? Why am I expected to be? I have become a dormouse. Undisturbed until spring.

ALT Do Not Address Me, I’m Sleeping Unfortunately, the spotted garden eel, with regret, the lark, my apologies the dark bleating of winter, the vice-like grip of my heart. How language deserts me, it's most faithful engineer, it's very best silly sod. There is altogether too much of everything. The light is only pretending to get out of bed. Where is my soup and hibernation? Why am I expected to be? I have become a dormouse. Undisturbed until spring.

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The “mild case” COVID takes are so damn ableist. Not everyone can afford a “mild case.” Not everyone lives with people who can endure “mild cases.” Not everyone who has a “mild case” recovers.
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hour 3 of being silenced by steam. i have to assume it's because early access games aren't supposed to get GOTY recognition from press😎 we've disappeared from search and everyone's wishlists, but the direct link to our page is still up! play the game steam doesnt want u to see
Image from Black Tabby Games (@blacktabbygames)
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Biquette the goat, sold to an abattoir after she stopped producing milk but was rescued by punks and then spent 10 years watching grindcore bands. She could come and go as she pleased and, in the words of her rescuers, “escaped death, lived punk”. Absolute legend.
Image from Daniel Pietersen (@pietersender)
Image from Daniel Pietersen (@pietersender)
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Good comics day at @Phoenix_Comics. I’m excited to check these out! I fell in love with these creators when they were producing indie zines!
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Having lived during a plague, I now understand why most renaissance paintings were voluptuous women, lying bra-less on couches.
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It’s American Thanksgiving, and you know what that means! We've faced yet another chapter in our life-long commitment to watching Paul Blart Mall Cop 2, and then spent roughly 90 minutes doing our best to talk about anything else. #DeathBlart 2021 is here. themcelroy.family/e/22565164
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ICYMI: We've made our first-ever #DeathBlart shirt, designed by @rudepetsclub! Proceeds from the shirt will be donated to @FNDI303, and you can order 'em right here: store.dftba.com/collections/…
Two tee shirts that say “‘Til Death Do Us Blart” with a graphic of Paul Blart on a segway, running, and fighting a rooster. The shirt in front is white with a red and black graphic and the other is blue with a yellow and black graphic.

ALT Two tee shirts that say “‘Til Death Do Us Blart” with a graphic of Paul Blart on a segway, running, and fighting a rooster. The shirt in front is white with a red and black graphic and the other is blue with a yellow and black graphic.

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