Still lost. Hey now. Harleys, Hearses and Stanhope. Killer Termite Squirrel. I never said I was a role model. Also a bit of a romantic.
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Btw I don’t vet any of my likes or responses. If something makes me laugh I respond to it who the hell knows who it is that wrote it.
hootlooney retweeted
WELKER: Is the Cuban government the Trump administration's next target?
MARCO RUBIO: Well, the Cuban government is a huge problem. Yeah.
WELKER: Is that a yes?
RUBIO: I think they're in a lot of trouble, yes
Nothing throws a wrench in your perfectly planned and budgeted holiday like a neighbor unexpectedly dropping by w a gift. Don’t be that guy.
Saw a giant light up cross in someone’s yard and got fooled into thinking their Easter decoration was in season there for a minute.
hootlooney retweeted
Transportation Secretary and Real World Alumni Sean Duffy says we should bring back the "Golden Age of Travel" by dressing up and being respectful. I loved those days and personally I can't wait to chainsmoke next to a baby on a flight from Phoenix to Ft Lauderdale again.
hootlooney retweeted
They just posted the show schedule for @Skankfest and it looks like I'm gonna need to schedule a 7:45pm key bump on that 3-show Friday.
Don't know what department you go thru for that anymore.
Page me.
#SkankfestNewOrleans
