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Republicans: We need another civil war right now.
Democrats: Girl you gotta VOTE for it then💛💙
Nelly if he was a bullfrog: If you wanna come and eat a fly with me, swim around in the pond when we’re frisky, oh why do I love this lake (Hey! Bugs in my tummy!)
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Replying to @neonhedonics
this is my personal fave nick edit i could genuinely watch it for hours
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I've never had a Muslim try to force me to follow Sharia law.
But I have had Christian nationalists spend my entire fucking life trying to make their Bible my problem.
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lmfao
Trump Says He Will Move to Israel to Become Prime Minister If U.S. Turns on Him tmz.me/4Aap1wW
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He has over 40+ credible accusations. He's never sued any of them, and he is the most sue-happy, litigious mother fucker who has ever walked the face of planet earth.
Trump fucked kids. He absolutely, unequivocally, fucked little children.
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this is killing me so bad like the chances of this happening are sooo low but never zero LMAOOOOO
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"You have no idea what's coming."
"Is it more St-"
"More Star Wars memes, yes."
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We got your back, New York!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026).
arkolith.com/news/news-micr…
therepublic.com/?p=843020
governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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I’m just gonna use it one last time I promise. I can quit using the evil sword any time I want to, i just haven’t wanted to
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I’ve seen MILFs you… people wouldn’t believe. I’ve seen cougars drunk off their gourd, dancing salaciously to the Mamma Mia soundtrack
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Having someone whisper this in my ear as I ride my chariot down the city’s largest avenue toward the senate after I’ve won my latest Triumph
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When I was 21 me and my boys were giving each other haircuts over the dorm sink and one balding friend that was really into the cure bent over and caught his scalp glinting in the mirror and said wtf is that! And we all held him and started wailing like those women in midsommer
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Election Twitter if Dems get 51 seats.


































