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Stay humble, believe in yourself, and never let a slow season make you question your journey. Let’s get it 💪🏿
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First Date Advice. * Don’t take them home on the first date. * Don’t do it! * Tell them they are beautiful or handsome * Dress decently and wear nice perfume. * Be careful where you put your hands. * Put the right colored lipstick on
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Proud Dad😂😂😂
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Content creation is a big occupation and a huge step to give yourself or your works visibility, you can focus on one platform while we help you strategize how to repurpose your Content and Information Operations. Consult us for free!
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If your boyfriend can't do this for you sue him . This is the kind of man you should have as a Lady
KINDLY QOUTE ME WITH ANYTHING YOU THINK OF GUYS 🤲🏿🙌🙇
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i just got a call from the village guys. my wife don born twins, gbese de oo!😭🥹
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Take care of whatever makes you happy, even if am the one, take care of me
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I might be annoying but atleast i don’t have myself as my lock screen.
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A car accident happened today, and sadly, a 32-year-old man lost his life. Reports indicate that he was watching p0rn on his phone while driving, failing to pay attention to the road. Tragically, that distraction cost him his life. A heartbreaking reminder that no phone activity is worth risking your life. Stay focused and keep your eyes on the road.
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Be careful with negative people in your life they don't have anything to offer you except Only negative advice,
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Sometimes distance is necessary, even with family.
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A business can sell ₦500,000 worth of products and still be in trouble. Why? Stock costs money. Transport costs money. Rent, power, damaged goods, and unpaid bills all take their share. Sales show what came in. Your records show what remained. Never manage a business by sales figures alone.
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Shame no go even gree me follow any girl talk all these things
I need her to know we’re going to do exactly what we’ve both agreed we want to do. No surprises. Everything has to be planned step by step. I want her to anticipate the moment, keep her expectations high, shave if she needs to, pick out her favourite lingerie, do her hair, smell amazing and wait for me. I could walk her through every detail, build the anticipation and let her imagination do some of the work. I want her excited long before the moment even arrives.
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I made a big boy purchase today but I don dey regret am 😢😭
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You want to put your penis in somebody’s anus and then enter her vagina without washing? Are you trying to start a bacterial convention?
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She needs to be arrested please
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“Knowledge can be borrowed, but you can’t borrow understanding.”
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Seyi Vibez just bought a new house for his father 🔥🔥
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Men are really enjoying life. See nyash, see boobs, see opueh🫣 😂 Meanwhile, women are expected to be satisfied with just one thing. 😭🤣
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Seyi Vibez bought second house for his dad in Lagos, Woth 275 million Naira🏠 🥶✨
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