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Congrats to the @astros on advancing to the ALCS!. Hoping for an all-Texas #ALCS. Looking at you @Rangers.

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I LOVE THIS TEAM. I LOVE THIS CITY.
The Houston Astros are 2022 World Champions! 🏆
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Jospeh R. Biden/Angie Nixon vs. Rafael Cruz/Ronald Desantis
SCOOP: @JoeBiden has been working the phones since Monday, making around 40 calls, as he watched the party he once led have explosive victories from his home in Wilmington. Biden spoke to Beshear, Lance-Bottoms, Bayh, Shapiro, Amy Acton, and more: huffpost.com/entry/joe-biden…
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Pujols' #5 Astros jersey is the most cursed image available.
Albert Pujols is interviewing for the Astros' open manager role this week, per @Chandler_Rome
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PRONOUNS NOW MANDATORY IN COLLEGE STATION.
Random fallout from tonight: Leadership at Texas, Texas A&M, Texas Tech, et al, will have totally different bosses in Austin. That will rock the Tower.
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REPUBLICAN EXTINCTION EVENT ON TWITTER DOT COM.
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Trump got regime change in Texas before Iran
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Tonight, I make a solemn promise to every single Texan. Whether you voted for me or Governor Abbott, or felt so betrayed by a broken politics that you did not vote at all. Hear what Texas said today, loud and clear: Your government belongs to you. And as your governor, I will never forget it. There will be no special set of rules for the wealthy and powerful. No looking the other way when someone in my own party does wrong. The trust you have placed in me tonight is not a blank check. It is a sacred responsibility. And I intend to earn it every single day.
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HE THREW ABBOTT UNDER THE BUS LMFAOOOO.
Trump: "If Greg Abbott, the Governor of Texas, hadn’t become a RINO in the last six months of his Political Life, he wouldn’t have lost. He went back to his original formula, and it wasn’t pretty!"
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Ted Cruz:
Decision Desk HQ projects Bobby Pulido wins the TX US House 15 General Election #DecisionMade: 10:58 PM EST Follow live results here: votes.decisiondeskhq.com/rac…
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AVENGE THE FALLEN.
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rough night for the Republicans. If I were currently The Vice President of The United States I’d probably just kill myself @JDVance
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DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD.
Greg Abbott concedes and says he called Gina to congratulate her!
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LIBBING TF OUT
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MY GOVERNOR BLUE. MY SENATOR BLUE. MY STATE BLUE.
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GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY STATE @GregAbbott_TX.
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BELT TO ASS @realDonaldTrump.
BREAKING — President Trump says he will accept the results of tonight's elections, per @nytimes .
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FREAKING OUT FOR TALAFREAKO.
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