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John Slayer

@AtomiccPunk

Great Lakes pirate

 Detroit, MI
Joined August 2022
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Tweeting from the counrty club. Gn
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Big fan of this wojak
Austin Jeykll (@Allahtherapist3) profile pictureAustin Jeykll@Allahtherapist3Oct 29
My foid forced me to watch terrifier and shit that movie sucks
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They wouldn't let me wear The Crow corpse paint at work. Longhoused
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super magnus
@magnus_reduxOct 29
Older country dudes in my field call me bud = ok, warm, inviting People my age call me bud = fighting words
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Hanz
@hanz333_Oct 29
She should be thinking about making cookies not politics
𝖒𝖔𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖌 (@wanted4mogging) profile picture𝖒𝖔𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖌
@wanted4moggingOct 28
A girl having a political stance is like, 2000 bodies at least
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Watching brian cushing edits to get in the right state of mind for widowmaker hack squats
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Just spoke to an insider. Pepper your angus
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BREAKING: Michigan man eats pumkin pie greek yogurt slop bowl to satisfy his nightly sweet tooth
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Fuck the packers
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Barns Wallis@BarnsWallisMDOct 25
Posting a barn every day of 2026
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Posting a barn every day of 2026
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Dudes will be like "I needed this" and it's just staring into the fire for hours
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Ann Arbor morning〽️
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Can't stand a mf probing you at the coffee shop because your table has an outlet he wants to plug his computer in. Charge your shit before you get there
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Mfw someone at work emails me "hi, update on this?"
FOUSEY (@fousey) profile pictureFOUSEY
@fouseyOct 20
Replying to @fousey
This morning. 48 hours after my last binge. My face is STILL this swollen. I’ve genuinely never experienced anything like this.
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Who has it better than me? NOBODY
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Big Daddy
@_B1G_D4DDYOct 21
When the Reese’s cup comes off of the paper clean with no skid marks.
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Mfw fall weather is in full swing and my body requires 20 additional lbs of mass and craves pot pie, pasties or anything with gravy
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His team must have been getting blown out if it was for only 45 minutes. Beast mode regardless
WTF (@mrwtffacts) profile pictureWTF
@mrwtffactsOct 20
🇺🇸 In Virginia, a 64-year-old man was charged after he taped his wife to a chair in the basement so he could watch football upstairs. Terry Ward was arrested last Sunday night in Richmond after officers responded to a domestic call. According to the criminal complaint, his wife said he used tape to restrain her to a chair in the basement. Ward admitted he tied her up and left her there. She had marks and tape residue on both arms and told police she had been restrained for up to 45 minutes. He faces felony abduction and misdemeanor assault on a family member He is due in court on November 10.
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Nasser (@RichPianian) profile pictureNasser
@RichPianianOct 20
National Geographic's The Changing Face Of America
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Watching Friday the 13th 6 Jason lives (best sequal)
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They said I could go on a bender after hitting my viamins and minerals today
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