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Disney could make its stock jump 10% almost instantly if they announced an alternate universe movie based on this pic.
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Saying “Netanyahu” like Timmy turners dad says dinkleberg anytime something bad happens to me
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if “chances are slim” and “fat chance” both mean the odds are stacked against you, what is the ideal BMI of fate
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Why have UFC never bothered to a Muaythai or kickboxing or any stand up only striking league? They’ve got UFC BJJ and fuckin slap fight so why not the others ? Surely the American audience would love a couple of high level 4oz gloves Muaythai bouts on the cards?
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😌 Chael Sonnen talks about his difficult upbringing:
“It was tough. I remember one time the air conditioning went out and we had to go outside and jump in the swimming pool just to cool off.”
(via @mataneven) 🔹
