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New Jersey
Joined August 2021
Permanent pinned tweet that friend and mutuals can follow @joepostinggalt
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"Democratizing" zero days as a service is perhaps not a great idea. Like there is a reason these safe guards exist.
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It rocks that AI means we'll have to devote 25% of GDP to information security going forwards. My ass is about join the aristocracy.
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Happy cybersecurity awareness month :)
‼️ BREAKING - PHP releases emergency patches for two critical #PHP2Shell RCE flaws (CVSS 9.2) as early exploit attempts emerge. The flaws can enable unauthenticated code execution and expose server memory. 👉 PATCH NOW (CVE-2026-109618, CVE-2026-109619) Details ➜ thehackernews.com/2026/10/ph…
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Prayers up for TVM. If you have public facing PHP stuff you should probably just unplug it.
Effective Immediately, all organizations using PHP for their systems are advised to be prepared for an update addressing two critical vulnerabilities. PHP is widely used for web applications. These vulnerabilities often provide a direct path to the server's file system or database. If an immediate update is not feasible, it is recommend that organizations take the system offline until it can be fully mitigated. NSA will follow up shortly with more specific guidance.
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Rest in peace EG. I will never forget the funniest moment in esports history.
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FYI deleting items from your sent folder does not cover your tracks, it's a strong signal of malicious intent and will trigger most security teams to adopt an incident response posture
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Truth Supernova
This bookstore has Abundance in the Marxist/Extreme/Radical section.
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Despite the Trumpification of American conservatism there are still plenty of sane democratically minded voters with center right views. political science term for them is "Moderate Democrats".
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Incorrectly conjugating words is the highest form of humor, and most of Republicans structural edge is downstream of them swapping the person noun Democrat for the adjective Democratic
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Rocks that every other cycle the GOP spends down their entire structural edge on catastrophic candidate quality issues. One of the best running gags in American politics.
Replying to @samstein
Acton releases a response from her brother, which makes me think this will become even more of a backfire. Vivek has simultaneously elevated the horrific story of her upbringing, framed her as someone who's overcome unthinkable horror, and painted himself as a sleeze
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Called "The Secular Games" Are the most religious festival in Roman history Thank you Rome very helpful
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I think all Trump's bizzare erratic behavior goes down a lot smoother when he's not actively destroying the economy.
BREAKING: Trump demands New Mexico immediately change its name to “New America"
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If the GOP actually collapsed in Texas the State House could be vulnerable. Has anyone modeled this?
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If Democrats win Congress they should spend the next two years on aggressive oversight and deficit reduction. Save the fun stuff for your next trifecta imo
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Worst part about being hybrid is how you're marginal sick days just become miserable half hearted work from home days
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I think we're clearly heading towards AI having super human coding and reverse engineering abilities, I am just skeptical that necessarily translates into general super intelligence
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Roor wins I think. The east would be richer but their populace was much less militarized as a consequence of how the Hellenistic militaries worked. The best legions and auxilia mostly came from the west too.
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So much of Nathan Fielder's work is finding humor in other people trying to make sense of him, and YCSE totally inverts that formula. Like he does not know quite what to make of Holmes. He finally met his match.
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CBS is projecting Republicans to pick up Ohio's third Senate seat
CBS News unveils ratings for US Senate 🟥Republicans: 49 🟦Democrats: 47 Toss-up: 5
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I liked when he handcuffed himself to a robot that tried to undress him in front a bunch of children, and if he failed to pick the lock in time a police office would arrest him and charge with him sex crimes
my favorite nathan for you bit was kidnapping a random guy for cutting in line
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