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OMG 😂😂😂 CARSON FORGOT TO ORDER HIS SUIT 👔👔👔👔👔 UNTIL TODAY ⌚️⌚️⌚️⌚️⌚️ CLASSIC CARSON 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 CANT WAIT FOR HIM TO RIP HIS SHIRT OFF 💀💀💀💀💀💀 AND WRECK A BACKMARKER 💥💥💥💥💥💥 SOMEBODY ME A DOUBLE SHOT OF WHISKEY 🥃🥃🥃🥃
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Some of the most creative chants I've heard from #NHLJets fans here tonight include:
'Trump's Your Daddy,'
'Pull Your Goalie'
'Signed In Pencil'
'You Can't Fish Here'.
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we can't let a MAN be PRESIDENT, what if he gets HORNY and gets seduced by a CHINESE SPY
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If this gets 2000 retweets i will draw shane and ilya into the background of check please I'm NOT KIDDING
🚨 Breaking News 🚨
CHECK, PLEASE returns on Nov. 19, 2027
checkpleasecomic.com 🏒🥧✨

ALT A promotional image of three characters from Check, Please! Will Poindexter #24 holds his stick and looks over his shoulder; Derek Nurse #28 holds his stick toward the viewer; and Christopher Chow #55 holds his stick over his shoulder. They're on a blue graphic background with the text "what does Samwell hockey mean to you?" spanning the background behind them.
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The new Republican House Minority Leader, Jim Jordan has never sponsored a bill that has been passed into law during his 20 years in Congress.
This makes him one of the least effective members in Congress today.
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You bitch ass people couldn’t handle staying indoors for Covid but you think you’re built for a civil war. Lmaooooooo
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IMPEACHMENT, Article III
The law requires our military to withdraw from hostilities within 60 days if Congress does not authorize the activity.
Operation Epic Fury has been underway for 256 days. Congress has not authorized it.
Hegseth is breaking the law.
Not even debatable.
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YOU ALREADY HAD A SPECTACULAR PLAYOFF!! IT WAS CALLED THE REGULAR SEASON!!
NEW: CFP executive director Rich Clark on fans against the 24-team College Football Playoff:
"We’re aware of the fan sentiment, and that many fans aren’t in favor of expansion. That was certainly weighed into the decision and it was considered. But ultimately, we just need to make a spectacular Playoff."
on3.com/news/cfp-executive-d…
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i love the fact how all the homophobes are streaming this song without even realizing it’s literally about two men 😭
‘Last Christmas’ by Wham! rises to #8 (+12) on the Global Spotify chart with 2.4 million streams.
It is currently the highest-charting festive single on Spotify.







































