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>be the American people
>be retarded
>elect Democrats
>everything suddenly starts getting worse
>elect more Democrats to solve the issue
>everything suddenly starts getting worse
>elect more Democrats to solve the issue
>everything suddenly starts getting worse
>elect more Democr
Alex Andrews retweeted
Good job you crippled fuck @GregAbbott_TX you imported street shutters and lost for it.
Alex Andrews retweeted
Now that Halloween is over, I feel it's important to reiterate the rules of Thanksgiving & Christmas.
The red dots are days are days where you are NOT allowed to put up Christmas decorations. If you do, you are a horrible person and you need to repent. This is NOT the Christmas season yet.
Orange is Thanksgiving. Decorating is only (mildly) acceptable and only AFTER the main meal has been eaten.
Green are days are the only days this month where it IS socially acceptable to put up Christmas decorations and your soul is not in danger of eternal damnation if you do so.
Thank you for time, this has been an Unsponsored Public Service Announcement.
Alex Andrews retweeted
This is why permanent daylight savings failed in the 70’s
School bus stops on streets with zero streetlights. I didn’t see this family waiting for the bus in the dark until I turned the corner.
But hey, you’ll have more time to golf so f’them kids, right?
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Just a reminder to those who think Malfoid is trending because of goonery, NSFW cosplayers are being called whorecruxes and slutbloods for not keeping it wholesome
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Narcissa (checking is Harry is dead): Can you promise me 14 grandchildren at minimum?
Harry (confused): Yes?
Narcissa: He's dead!
#malfoid
Many such cases.
My uncle did a mission trip to Africa to teach a village how to raise pigs for food.
They flew in with a bunch of pigs, built pens for them, Food and water troughs, and taught them how to breed them so they could always have meat. Two weeks of work and teaching.
They went back a year later to check on the village. They had thrown a giant party the night after my uncle left, slaughtered and ate all the pigs, sold the feeders and fencing, and were really pissed off that the mission didn't bring them more pigs.
Alex Andrews retweeted
Women's romance:
What if my self-insert was dating a rich rapist?
Men's romance:
What if women loved?
Alex Andrews retweeted
My favorite thing about wacky GOP antics from the Obama era is that every single thing your insane conservative uncle predicted at Thanksgiving 2011 came true.
- They ARE using your money for Abortions
- They ARE pushing the gay on Children
- The illegals/foreigners ARE stealing jobs
- New York City IS ruled by Islamo-Marxists
- The debt IS exclusively welfare fraud
Alex Andrews retweeted
Barack Obama was horrible in a million different ways, but he doesn’t get anywhere near the hate he deserves for destroying the used car market for an entire generation.
15-year-old cars with 150,000 miles that should be selling for $3,000 are going for $15,000. It’s abominable. Pure destruction and thievery.
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A reminder to all the Yearners in the Malfoid tag....
While the algorithm does plot against things trending for long times... what you can do to help combat that is remember to interact with the posts you like. I know that it's easy to fall into the habit of just clicking likes and reshares, but this actually doesn't promote the spreading of content beyond a certain reach... and certainly not after they've started throttling the tag.
Leave a comment on art you like or reshare, even if its just simply to say why you like it. Engage in discussions of story snippets and rewrites. Not only does this help with getting content seen more broadly (The algorithm favors engagement), it also bolsters and encourages those creators to keep making content (Yes, egos must be fed).
So, if you like a particular artist or piece of art, remember to engage with it!
#MalfoidMonday
#HarryPotter
#Malfoid
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"Sirius, it's quite simple: I will bribe whoever I need to in order to get you cleared if you do me one favor."
"And that is?"
"Ensure Potter makes me a grandmother."
"I was going to do that anyway-"
"Oh, so you don't want the pardon-?"
"No no no, pardon's good, pardon's good!"
People need to realize EBT has become a way for companies to scam money from the federal government.
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Despite her evident liberal views, Hermione attended the Yule Ball with the guy from the evil ass chud school.
Rowling may have struggled to write men, but she understood women.
