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I've bowled a 300 game. People should know. Take Nothing for Granted. It’s Great to be Alive.

Mile High
Joined March 2009
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Jamiroqui is the hat. You're thinking of Jamiroquai's monster.
I thought Jamiroquai was one guy and that was his government name
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First time watching Poltergeist and this shit is awesome. You think the movie is over and then a giant asshole opens up in the kids closet and there's skeletons in the yard
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Dude I was golfing with today broke one of his woods over his knee after a bad shot. It had the same energy as someone focusing a board at the skatepark, as in it was super embarrassing to watch.
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Eberflus was fired at the correct time so the Bears could get Ben Johnson, but any day Eberflus was employed was robbery. What a joke of a coaching staff.
MORE NEWS: Bears legend Charles Tillman broke the news about Alan Williams to Matt Eberflus, Ryan Poles, and Kevin Warren per sources. Eberflus cried, and could not believe what had happened. Ryan Poles and Kevin Warren DO NOT blame Eberflus for having Williams on his staff.
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Simpsons doing Backrooms first is not surprising in the least actually
Fun fact this episode potentially cost @TheSimpsons writers the Emmy that year The writers wanted to submit the widely acclaimed "Mother Simpson" for the Emmy but the showrunners chose this episode instead thinking the 3D animation would give them the edge. Sadly they lost to the Christmas episode of "Pinky & The Brain: "Treehouse Of Horror VI" October 29, 1995 #SpookySeason 🎃 #TheSimpsonsGoats #TheSimpsons #SimpsonsForever
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Marvel bringing back the terrorist dude from the first Iron Man is really scraping the bottom of the Glorp Shitto barrel
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Want to see a dead body?
Who is more trustworthy in the playoffs: Jordan Love or Caleb Williams? @danorlovsky7 and @stephenasmith debate 🔥
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Am I crazy to think there's a non zero chance maybe Dexter just didn't want to stay in Chicago? Winning aside, not every place is for everyone.
It doesn’t make any sense that the Bears dealt Gervon Dexter Sr cause he wasn’t a scheme fit but then traded for Jeffrey Simmons. They’re similar attacking style DTs. Don’t get me wrong Simmons is superior in his presence and body of work over the years but in this new home Dexter found in ATL he’s putting up similar production to Simmons in about half the snaps and he’s younger and costs less. Ian Cunningham really snappin year one That’s my GENERAL MANAGER who runs the show (Bears fans will love that😂😭)
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I can't wait for the election. This guy is going to embarrass himself out of politics so bad.
Q: How do you expect us to start families young when the average price of a home feels out of reach? JD VANCE: I want to point out that I've only gotten one question about Jon Husted's ass
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Me any time I do a Paranormal Activity rewatch. The first two are pretty good but it gets very lost in the sauce after the Kathryn Newton one.
horror movie fans be like "wow that was fucking terrible. anyway, moving on to part 5"
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That is what they call a "football move"
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Big Cats rulings are killing me. So funny.
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Only 3 days until #NoShaveNovember! 🚫🪒 Pre-season is almost over, and this community has already raised over $26,182 before a single whisker has grown. Help us start the season strong with an early gift at no-shave.org/donate #GrowTheChange
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Sorry, moose but your lawn doesn't bring in $1.2 billion in revenue and tax money for the state.
I wonder why I can’t water my lawn but the mountain ski resorts can pump millions of gallons of water to make fake snow? 🤔
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Not included: -Pen to free a convicted criminal -values to abandon
Colorado’s most popular Halloween costume this year? The Governor of Colorado. My favorite part of the fit is the Colorado tie. It could be at your local Spirit Halloween.
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I'd still love the Bears to get Khalil Mack back because I still have my jersey
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COBY BRYANT GET YOUR ASS BETTER WE GOT A SUPERBOWL TO WIN
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Oh man, this one hurts.
In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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On season 9 ep2 of Criminal Minds and this show just keeps getting better. It's crazy.
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A few months ago I bought a big box of Uncrustables at Costco and they have quickly become a very important part of my personal food pyramid.
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Can I put "vibes guy" on my resume? I don't think I'm ever the most impressive person on my teams from a technical standpoint but I contribute great vibes. I'm like the glue guy.
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