Comedy is my religion.
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Buddy...
He literally took over a #Vikings team in 2018 that went to the NFC Championship in the previous season...
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So the Fauci Cuck, runs his mouth, provides nothing, and when presented with a retort, blocks me.
Who could have guessed.
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God forbid we start a less athletic QB, who can read defenses at a level only known to about 15 guys in NFL history.
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The single greatest concept you can teach your young boys, is do not pick the wrong woman...
I am speaking from experience.
An experience you would never wish on your worst enemy.
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You forgot an "s".
And yes it will.
My thoughts this morning about Kirko…
He’s had good defenses. He’s had good offenses. Rarely did he have both at the same time.
He’s returning to a familiar system with a potentially historic defense behind him.
In this NFC North, that combination matter.
Will it work?
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I said it 3 years ago.
I SAID IT FIRST! 🎯🔥
NOVEMBER 1ST, I was the FIRST to ask the question: WHY NOT KIRK COUSINS IN THAT MINNESOTA OFFENSE?!
Now look… KIRK IS BACK! 👀🏈
I wasn’t guessing. I was reading the writing on the wall!
THE RECEIPTS DON’T LIE! 🧾💯
@GetUpESPN @danorlovsky7 @PSchrags
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The @KirkCousins8, @anthonyedwards, Jettas, commercial is gonna hit like uncut 80s crack.
Make it happen, fellas.
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If you were a part of the group that wanted Kirk out of MN 3 years ago, but are now posting about how grateful you are upon his return, need to take a long hard look in the mirror.
I will never forgive.
Regardless of what the great Kirko would preach.
You are not worthy.
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Fate, Mr. Chainz.
It's time for you to do the one thing they have always doubted you are capable of.
It's time for you to solidify yourself as the greatest QB in franchise history.
It's time for you to get Jets back on peace to be the GOAT.
You like that?
I love that.
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Deal, little man.
The Democrats impeached President Trump a second time and actually had a trial in the Senate when he was a private citizen. Therefore, I propose the impeachment of every past president who is still alive for military operations in which they never received a declaration of war -- impeach them all and try them all -- as this is the new standard. The same for every past, living SecDef and SecState.
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You dumb fucks ran Kirk out of town.
I will never forgive you for this.
Best QB in franchise history, and that just wasn't enough for you.
Now look.
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The fact that I had to suffer through @RandyMoss getting subpar QB play for a majority of his career, and now I'm witnessing the same thing with @JJettas2.
It's frustrating.
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The Vikings should have, Kirk Cousins, Bowers, Kyle Hamilton, Jake Rodriguez and Emmett Johnson on this current roster.
Could you imagine...
And so many of you fucks wanted to move away from stability with a QB who will end his career top-15 all-time in multiple categories.
I will never forgive.
This is the most absurd stat I’ve ever researched:
This is the Minnesota Vikings 18th quarterback switch since 2023 when Kirk Cousins went down with his Achilles injury.
That is a new quarterback every 3.5 games since Week 8 of 2023…
The switch consists of
Cousins➡️Hall➡️Dobbs➡️Mullens➡️
Hall➡️Mullens➡️Darnold➡️McCarthy➡️
Wentz➡️McCarthy➡️Brosmer➡️McCarthy➡️
Brosmer➡️McCarthy➡️Murray➡️Wentz➡️
Murray➡️Wentz
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