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Joined August 2010
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You guys tired of winning yet?
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Aiight boys see you tomorrow when all the 10/7 selfsucc is over.
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I got an old $10 bill with my change today. Are we still just spending those or do we keep them in a shoebox like the $2 bills?
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Women should have to pass a field sobriety test to vote.
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100% I’d call the cops and report it immediately. The government has a habit of creating circumstances to entrap people. So no I ain’t even touching it.
A Texas man walked up to a Bank of America ATM and found a bag containing $128,514 in cash sitting right on top of the machine, along with another bag containing 19 checks. Instead of taking it, he noticed information on the bag that made him think it might belong to a nearby Chick-fil-A. So this dude actually drove over there trying to return $128,000. 😂 The restaurant told him it wasn’t theirs, so he called the police. Turns out a Brinks technician had accidentally left the money behind after servicing the ATM. Police counted it and every single dollar was still there. I gotta give this guy credit. Finding $20 on the ground is one thing. Finding a bag with $128,000 in cash and immediately trying to track down the owner is a whole different test of character. Be honest: Would you have returned the $128,000? 😂
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They’ll post this type of shit while also having an NGO with $130M ops budget to lobby the government about people calling them coin clippers on the internet.
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Way the economy is going I’m assuming “face” is some zoomer sexual act I don’t know about yet.
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Internet culture will eventually totally consume the courts and when it does prosecutors will be called incel losers who can’t get dates for taking the time to produce evidence of crimes and malfeasance.
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If moles had funerals for each other and laid their dead to rest would they bury them deeper or push the bodies to the surface?
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Democracy makes people retarded. We should have a king.
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I haven’t heard anyone talking about sundown towns in a long time. Anyone else notice that?
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I think we should do a reality TV show where we have sitting members of Congress run and operate stuff like a McDonald’s or a gas station or warehouse or something. Just to see how competent they are.
“I wouldn’t put Congress in charge of a McDonald’s.” Sen. @RandPaul dismisses the idea of Congress regulating AI — especially when some lawmakers acknowledge they barely use the technology. “They maybe shouldn’t be the same people who are running the Post Office, alright? The Post Office loses $9 billion a year," Paul said during an appearance on @AmericaRpts. The exchange comes as Washington wrestles with how aggressively to regulate AI while lawmakers remain divided over the risks of moving too slowly versus imposing rules that could hinder American innovation.
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In just had a new rage bait idea: steal oomfs tweet word for word
In just had a new rage bait idea: steal oomfs tweet word for word
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I’m gonna open up an addiction rehab place and just do a little fraud ok guys? I promise to only buy domestic cars.
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I tipped extra for this
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I say we use that tariff money to build a 1:1 replica of the World Trade Center and fly drone Boeings into them just to see what happens out by Vegas.
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This reminds me of the Mexicans who cut the roses off the bushes in my grandma’s yard bc they were having a birthday party and wanted flowers.
“Randomly discovers” someone’s California vineyard, trespasses onto their property, and then proceeds to take their grapes. Treating others’ personal property like Costco sample stations. High-trust societies do not survive this.
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“I don’t want entertainment I want to be propagandized”
Every movie highly regarded by the ‘male experience’ is the most useless film I’ve ever seen. No real message, no morals, no value, just gangs, guns, miscommunication and sexualisation or violence against women.
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Me and the boys robbing a beer warehouse in Nigeria
Two thieves try to rob a beer warehouse — employees catch them and make them drink every bottle they targeted Video of the punishment is now going viral The incident reportedly took place in Nigeria in June 2026 The thieves' fate remains unknown, as no police report was filed
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