@BadVC

I'm a Baaaad VC. Sorry 'bout that.

 Palo Alto, CA
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Joined May 2009
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#protip: when 2 many smokin' hot chicks show up 4 startup launch party it's time 2 sell. (looking @ u, SF & Beijing)
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if startups I invest in were *actually* worth the post-money valuation after I invested, I'd be a rich man... or at least, a less poor one.
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VCs aren't evil... we're just aligned with large outcomes. (and not yours) 馃檲馃檳馃檴
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srsly: who does this jerkoff Nikola Tesla think he is going after 3 markets at the same time? (and no kickstarter!) youtu.be/zngK13FMgXM
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quotable clueless founder: "Traction is awesome -- in just 12 wks revenue grew >10x!" = "3 months ago we had absolutely minuscule revenue."
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quotable clueless founder: "The Series A Crunch has really hurt our potential to raise capital." = "No real VC thinks we can make money."
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quotable clueless founder: "Our current growth is entirely organic; we haven't spent a dime on marketing!" = "We have no idea what CLV is."
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#BadVC translation of "Your failure to plan is not my emergency." = "Your startup's urgent need for cash does not motivate me to invest."
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Real-Time Social Gaming for Big Data Collaborative Consumption Lean Startups. #VCjizzbomb #TermSheetSplosion
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too bad we can't short over-priced startups. this shit gettin' just little bit CRAY, bitches. (hey Facebook, can u fuckup another IPO plz?)
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thinking about funding a group-texting startup doing social games for daily deals. #OneBILLIONdollars #badVC
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You Know #ItsaBubbleWhen: VCs bring clean term sheets to the 1st meeting.
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Let Us Give Thanks: for liquidation preferences, double-dipping, and the invention of the Full Ratchet. Hallelujah!
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let us give thanks: 4 low valuations, entrepreneurs who don't read fine print, & LPs indifferent to 10+ yrs crappy IRRs. #TwoAndTwentyFTW
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if I severely criticize your startup, one us made a mistake taking the mtg -- and probably it was me, not you.
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Crazy crowd of people at AT&T park right now. Fireworks are going off like bombs here. http://yfrog.com/f3kytlj

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The Bad VC retweeted
Jeremy Levy@jewgravy2 Nov 2010
Okay, Giants fans... don鈥檛 get so stoned tonight that you forget to vote to legalize pot tomorrow.
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show me a startup w/o "traction", and I'll show you 20 indecisive VCs who "want to followup".
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RT @davemcclure: "Not Everyone Deserves a Prize" http://bit.ly/NoTryOnlyDo #badVC #YouCantHandleTheTruth

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RT @peHUB: @TheFunded Midas List http://bit.ly/bj60ik top-rated VCs (@msuster I challenge thee to a Duel) #Gauntlet #Thrown cc @davemcclure
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