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BATMAN

@BatAbsolute
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lilo💋
@factsaccountt15h
when hailey baldwin begged for an interview magazine cover and the magazine itself ended up exposing that she was the one who had asked for it. 😭
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lilo💋 (@factsaccountt) profile picturelilo💋
@factsaccounttOct 22
What’s the funniest celebrity moment you’ve ever seen?
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JuanB 4Ever@The_HTHNov 10
Shes calling Hasan stinky... dog... the person she living with literally had roach colonies in his house. He couldn't drink water cuz it didnt mask his rotting mouth.... Get your bag tho
yeet (@Awk20000) profile pictureyeet
@Awk20000Nov 9
Kaise makes fun of Hasan's body odor after he called her a paid gf "I think it's a complement when people call me a spy..Hasan was calling me a paid gf..honestly it's a compliment, you wouldn't pay for somebody ugly, you wouldn't pay for somebody bad right? Thanks Hasan" "You stinky..I feel like smelling bad is just bad RNG..if your friends think you smell bad, it's bad RNG..Zack has a scent..but it's not a bad scent, I think Hasan has a bad one, for people to think he smells bad"
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Missing a shot and telling them to check the rim will forever be crazy
Alberto TM (@TmAlberto) profile pictureAlberto TM
@TmAlbertoNov 7
Being so good you never even consider it was your fault is crazy
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🫥@sybil6942014h
punch...
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@twaniimalsNov 9
Punch grew up and now takes care of a baby monkey😭
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You’re no longer getting female led movies. wtf are you happy about?
adri (@adrislore) profile pictureadri@adrisloreNov 9
We’ve been spared from seeing Circe and potentially Wonder Woman subjected to a humiliation ritual now that #hes no longer in charge
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Christians be like, “oh, we don’t push our religion on people like others do”, and then do some shit like this. How insufferable
Kentrell (@AkadeBemsen) profile pictureKentrell
@AkadeBemsenNov 9
Hey papajohns our pizza came with a little baby Jesus! What’s up with that?
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de hecho en los libros tambien empezo como una broma, un juego entre amigos ...
MrBeast (@MrBeast) profile pictureMrBeast
@MrBeastNov 10
I recreated Hunger Games in real life! We designed custom suits that detect when they’re hit by magnetic foam weapons 👀 This is the craziest video we’ve ever done :D
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ماري☠@mariahh94716h
التحريف الي يقصده
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Phileus (@SadokDjalil) profile picturePhileus@SadokDjalilNov 9
اللاربرز والبوتات ما يدرون ان هذه خطوة ايجابية جدا لاعادة علامة دي سي وليس كما تتوقعون لذا اوقفوا بكاء ونحيب عمركم ما كنتوا فانز لدي سي من الاول. لان الشخص اللي يدافع عن الاقتباس الكارثي لمسلسل لانترنز ويغض بصره عن التحريف اللي صار بفلم سوبرمان ما يستاهل ذرة انتبهاء
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parler mal a des babies que vous avez dm … #respect #courageux
Kahina 🧜🏼‍♀️ (@Kahina93_57) profile pictureKahina 🧜🏼‍♀️@Kahina93_5719h
Replying to @Magneto238
@Magneto238 la prochaine fois que tu me cites avec un compte privé, assure toi de pas me follow et de pas m'avoir DM 😙
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X@XowmpoNov 9
I thought you were a proud racist with your whole chest what happened??
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Dad@nofreehandleNov 9
MAGA has lost their minds and they’re freaking the fuck out.
Auntie Smarty (@AuntSassyAss) profile pictureAuntie Smarty
@AuntSassyAssNov 9
Jake Lang thought he was outing a furry convention, turns out it was actual cats.I hope he donated to the event for shelter cats.
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@ma1ybe13h
This is the perfect representation of “nice guys” who think women reject them because they’re ugly, when in reality, it’s because they’re insufferable jerks. If you think basic decency makes you entitled to a woman’s affection, you’re not a nice guy.
Steve (@Loverism__) profile pictureSteve@Loverism__13h
Incels should never have to settle for femcels.
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side note i love love love that in marvel/dc respectively the other media is just a comic book franchise like that’s so fun
rin ✷ (@cherryfunked) profile picturerin ✷@cherryfunkedNov 9
#he will never match this level of genius
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Bah on prends toujours 2% de ce qui reste il a pas compris ou quoi ?
Steevy Boulette (@lafotaki) profile pictureSteevy Boulette
@lafotakiNov 9
Cas d'école pour la Taxe Zucman : Nvidia a perdu quasiment 1 500 milliards de capitalisation boursière depuis début octobre. On fait comment ? PS : 1 500 milliards, vous avez bien lu.
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HAHAHAHAH cartoon network qui se foute de la gueule de teddy rinner c vraiment le dessin animé all time
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Mars
@luvmvrsNov 9
I’m crying bro they got 0 survival instincts
Redd (@ReddCinema) profile pictureRedd
@ReddCinemaNov 9
This homeless guy has spent 30 years on the streets of Charleston telling girls he's a retired chiropractor 😭
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Chuck@chuck_carter14h
Quand vous êtes bêtes comme ça pourquoi vous vous contentez pas d envoyer des vidéos dans vos groupes whatsapp de famille ?
Sissoko Fodjé (@FodjeSissoko) profile pictureSissoko Fodjé@FodjeSissoko16h
Teddy ment peut être mais les autres c’est comment ?
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Ribera Manny@Manny_lmc15h
Replying to @FodjeSissoko
Des fois faut la fermer reste dans l’humour mon pote
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Absolute Batman just saved DC from restructuring ig
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Bleeding Cool (@bleedingcool) profile pictureBleeding Cool
@bleedingcoolNov 10
Late Night Bleeding Cool DC Comics Gossip: James Gunn, Jeremy Latcham, David Ellison, Peter Safran and Jim Lee #comics 🔗 ift.tt/bq2owdu
Late Night DC Comics Gossip: James Gunn, Jeremy Latcham And Jim Lee

Late Night DC Comics Gossip: James Gunn, Jeremy Latcham And Jim Lee

Late Night DC Comics Gossip: James Gunn, Jeremy Latcham, David Ellison, Peter Safran and Jim Lee

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LANTERNS has not been renewed for a Season 2. Paramount insider says the show "isn't quite capturing the zeitgeist." (via @Variety)
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