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timeline filled with so many“pumpfun killed the trenches” tweets
makes me wonder who’s deploying & trading 24mil tokens on there
Bäz (re/tard)🐂 🀇 retweeted
BREAKING: Over $500 BILLION has been wiped out from gold and silver in the last 6 hours.
wen we quit playing around & actually get down to really important shit,
not just what’s popular amongst the masses,
monero mogs zcash
zachxbt just proved monero's thesis again:
he tracked $20M of stolen funds moving through hyperliquid, traced the swap operator's 3,000 deposits to kucoin, and the moment it converted into native xmr, the trail completely vanished.
- influencers: "govs found ways to deanonymize xmr!"
- reality: 87% of inflows into freedomxmr were ransomware and exploit loot trying desperately to buy native monero to kill the trail.
govs and zachxbt didn't trace monero; they traced an off-the-shelf swap bot on a transparent evm. chainalysis doesn't crack ringct; they just wait at the transparent counter hoping the operator deposits to kucoin without a vpn.
you can delist xmr from every regulated cex on earth, yet you can't delist pure cryptographic utility, meanwhile xmr is up 69%.
market always knows what real privacy is.
Bäz (re/tard)🐂 🀇 retweeted
MAYBE I WAS WRONG ABOUT BLOCKCHAIN TECHNOLOGY
I wrote about how I always used to make fun of the guys who said things like "Bitcoin is speculative, but the underlying blockchain technology is interesting." And now I think maybe they kinda had a point.
Bäz (re/tard)🐂 🀇 retweeted
sex is great but have you ever giga sized into an absolutely bottomed meme that’s been dumped into oblivion, selling pressure is practically nonexistent and that mf is so ridiculously undervalued it feels physically impossible to dump any further and literally only goes up from there?
Bäz (re/tard)🐂 🀇 retweeted
robinhood chain recorded $1,082,472,016 in DEX volume and 7,617,372 transactions over the past 24 hours.
over $1 billion in daily volume and more than 7.6 million transactions.
the activity speaks for itself.
feels like robinhood chain is only getting started, and this time for real.
Bäz (re/tard)🐂 🀇 retweeted
We are not naive expecting coins to go up forever. What we are asking for is principled people behind these launches who aren’t looking to extract every last dollar from their holders.
Is that too much to ask for?
Bäz (re/tard)🐂 🀇 retweeted
There is a major inefficiency in the active crypto market right now. Let me explain.
There are different types of traders.
Most crypto OG's like myself are value traders. We find mispriced assets based on the projects fundamentals and potentital, bid them, and sell them when others realize the value.
"Trenchers" or "Attention traders" are focused on low-value narratives, holder counts, deployer track records, weird conspiracies about the dev sharing a bunk with Vitalik in Estonia while at basket weaving camp, etc.
These people make most of their money pretending something is not a scam, so they can make money in the gap: between people not knowing it is a scam, and people realizing that it is a scam.
This fairly normal. But the ratio is not. And it does not stay this way.
Currently, onchain value traders are the minority. Most of us are holding 80% majors going into this cycle. We understand that onchain season does not truly begin until after majors have a moment. Which they seem to be right now. These are the people with the majority of the liquidity in this space. Nobody with real money is bidding shitcoins on <insert blockchain> right now.
Currently, most of the active liquidity is Trenchers and Attention traders. This is why we see such dramatic Pump and Dumps as liquidity flows from narrative to narrative, uncertain what is happening because no serious traders have started participating. (Traders with hold times above 24 hours).
This environment prevents most anything from holding or running to new highs (i know there are exceptions) simply because of the mechanics.
This is not complex.
Majors move first. Over 70% of crypto liquidity is held in L1 tokens with no smart contracts. Not even on the chains we use. You guys are trading against literal ghosts and demons.
The real show starts when that real money starts moving to smart contract chains like @base, @solana, etc. Good luck.
tldr…
pumpfun is rewarding scammers
bunch of fucking dickheads
PUMPFUN IS REWARDING SCAMMERS!
...is what I would say if it were true
Given the amount of takes surrounding a completely manipulated Callout Rewards table over the past day, I thought it's best if we give you data straight from the source.
Below is a table which ranks the biggest earners alongside the exact same filters used in the table from that post - with one VERY important caveat:
We INTENTIONALLY removed any callouts over 500m for illustrative purposes, which completely skews the average MC of all these users' last 100 callouts to the downside (sorry)
Additionally, for the sake of the KOLs that I am exposing, I added a column for their average callout, since the previous author intentionally used median to hurt the optics of their callouts.
I expect there to be some cherrypicking with some of the people on this list, but the fact remains: for as many 'bad traders' we reward, there are countless GREAT traders who deserve every penny they receive in rewards
Building the most lucrative creator payouts program was never going to be an easy feat, and one of our main objectives continues to be rewarding ethical traders who are safe for users on our app, but we will get there eventually.
If you are a good trader, you're entitled to a huge share of these rewards. Join Pumpfun now to be automatically enrolled in Callout Rewards.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The table of top earners includes 0xEthan despite onchain evidence of linked side wallets buying before his public callouts and selling shortly after.
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