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Young Professional, Old Poster. Posts about college football obsessively. 28.

Joined June 2020
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You realize this is a dream job for a sizable chunk of the population. Immured inside a big concrete cylinder & drip fed worm percocet so you can play Space Shipping Tycoon for 5,000 years in a row. There’s guys out there doing that for free right now
Can any dune book reader explain why anyone would choose to become a navigator in Dune? In the world of Dune, navigators are barely human anymore. They spend years immersed in highly concentrated spice gas, causing their bodies to mutate severely until they resemble strange fish-like creatures. So, why would anyone accept such a terrible price?
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Jack, how’s freshman orientation going? Have you seen Abdul at the meetings? Maybe you could talk it out.
Senator-elect El Sayed invoked JFK’s faith to compare his election to that of the first Catholic president. JFK ran on policy and took questions on religion. Abdul did the opposite.
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ottoman ohio osman gazi mosque, dayton, oh (2018)
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Wow are you telling me that the development of technology changes societal conditions
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Surely if all of you believe he’s capable of winning 86% of his games outside of the context of Ohio State, he will pretty swiftly be hired by another big program and the buyout will be offset like James Franklin’s? If he’s such a desirable coach, why would this matter?
Ryan Day’s buyout is currently between $75-80 million. That doesn’t even account for the assistant coaches’ buyouts. He’s won 86% of his games including a national title. I’m sorry Ohio State fans, but firing him is not a great option.
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My Grandpa had Hilter, my dad had Bin Laden, and I have Ryan Day
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Curtis Samuel hasn’t tweeted since 2023 but had to redownload the app to flame Ryan Day’s Ohio State
Can’t allow a team to come in the shoe and be the bully that’s unacceptable and for sure not the culture
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Apothecarius retweeted
Time to come clean: I voted illegally last week. Dozens of times across multiple swing states. My name is Ryan Day & I’m the head coach of the Ohio State Buckeyes.
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We don’t sign up at Ohio State to lose back to back like that
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P.J. Fleck would do better at OSU than Ryan day
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When Ohio State’s coaching staff fails to fulfill its responsibilities, who will you call on? It’s easy to stand back and stay quiet when the Buckeyes are beating Ball State
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One cannot help but wonder if Coach Day consulted Alex Triantafilou in construction of this week’s game plan.
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An Ohio State fan just told me: “Hopefully you guys (Oregon) can put us out of our misery.” Mind you, Ohio State: -Is ranked No. 12 in the country -Won a national championship 2 seasons ago -Has 8 Heisman Trophy winners -Has 9 national titles It’s different out here😂
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Ryan Day has turned Ohio State into a .500 program. 6-5 in its last 11 games. More losses coming and no CFP. This will go down as one of the worst coaching performances in Ohio State history
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Save me Bob Chesney. Save me Will Stein.
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Temporary pain for long term gain. Stay the course Patriots
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Jeremiah Smith is screaming at the sideline and he’s completely correct to do so. The best thing he can do for this Buckeye program is to get ready for the draft and help ensure Day is canned this season.
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