Shell 🐝

iconic zoom backgrounds: a thread keep it going

he just played “I don’t dance” from HSM. this is love.

- 120lbs 😇 it only took a year and a pandemic to finally be comfortable in a two piece swimsuit. thank you to those who have supported so far on this journey!

i really need someone to block my ip address on adoptable pet websites b/c now i’m crying over kittens named orange slice and comic sans

taking plus one applications now for the 4 weddings I have to attend this summer 3 of them are open bar ;)

who wants to reenact the “lay all your love on me” scene on the beach from mamma mia with me? don’t worry, i’ll provide the flippers.

went to get my first dose of the vaccine and the staff here assigned a bodyguard to stay with me and another nurse to hold my hand bc I was shaking so hard but I didn’t cry (this time), so honestly that’s growth

i just learned that the brain shrinks when under stress & now i understand why i am the way i am i am

what is the strangest thing that happened at school? i’ll go first. today, I diagnosed a hamster named pizza roll and had to tell a student over google meet with the entire class present...that he was dying.

Had Jury Duty Today. And for those of you who have never experienced this, I have a small tidbit of advice. Do not make the Law and Order “DUN DUN” sound. It is not appreciated.

it’s less bummerland and more wonderland now thanks to @AJRBrothers virtual concert here I come

me when Dewine said no dancing

You will never stop fighting for me, even when I stop fighting for myself ✞

seeing how long you can drive with the gas light on is a dangerous game I play way too often

im that family member 🐟

is this a hurricane hurricane or is it just like a “hurricane” cause I have a doordash promo code

i just ate oyster crakers and hot sauce beacuse i miss @Skyline_Chili so much