Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight? Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you Me: Not now Dad Dad: Not asking for a graduate from theater school, are they? Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now Dad: Go and see if “Zip Zap Zop” helps

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topo chica · Nov 16, 2019 · 4:31 AM UTC

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topo chica@heykater16 Nov 2019

i would take a bullet for u #babyyoda

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Hadestown · Jun 10, 2019 · 6:04 PM UTC

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Hadestown@hadestown10 Jun 2019

What a night! Who caught our performance of “Wait for Me” at the #TonyAwards? #Hadestown

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Wilmington College (OH) · May 10, 2019 · 6:01 PM UTC

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Wilmington College (OH)@WilmingtonColl10 May 2019

“Any college can give you a degree, but not every college will give you the lifelong memories that Wilmington College has.” - Shelby Dodds, WC Senior #WeAreDubC #ClassOf2019

Tay · Mar 24, 2019 · 3:43 AM UTC

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Tay@TaylormannCm24 Mar 2019

I wanna see you bust down thotiana

Ella Mai · Feb 13, 2019 · 11:12 PM UTC

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Ella Mai

@ellamai13 Feb 2019

good at overthinking with my heart.

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Raquel Bordecheque · Jan 28, 2019 · 3:05 AM UTC

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Raquel Bordecheque@ItsMe_Rachelll28 Jan 2019

All I’m saying is it doesn’t matter what Zec Efron’s relationship status, if I were him and if I were watching #RentLive I’d be hitting her with the “I miss you” texts so fast

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Caitlin ✨ · Dec 29, 2018 · 9:17 AM UTC

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Caitlin ✨@caitfullybooked29 Dec 2018

Why would I want a boyfriend when I get to wake up to this every morning 🥰

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ؘ · Oct 9, 2018 · 12:02 PM UTC

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ؘ@Luoufei9 Oct 2018

if my future husband and daughter aren’t like this. im finding a new husband. teapaw.org/TrinaWesson/status/104…

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Shell 🐝 · Dec 5, 2017 · 4:52 PM UTC

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Shell 🐝@BeeShellll5 Dec 2017

12 more cups of coffee 11 mental breakdowns 10 pages total 9 thoughts of dropout 8 cited sources 7 cups of coffee 6 days I wasted FIVE TIMES THE PAIN 4 blackboard quizzes 3 hours of sleep 2 words on the page And a rubric that isn’t totally clear #12DaysOfFinals

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WeRateDogs · Oct 31, 2018 · 4:21 PM UTC

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WeRateDogs

@dog_rates31 Oct 2018

This is Dog Ross. He never makes mistakes, just happy accidents. Believes there’s nothing wrong with having a tree as a fren. Even with a limited perception of color, he’s still a painting legend. 14/10

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Tom Zohar · Oct 13, 2018 · 9:04 PM UTC

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Tom Zohar@TomZohar13 Oct 2018

Elphaba: And nobody in all of Oz... no wizard that there is or was... is ever gonna bring... ME... DOWN! Glinda: I hope you’re happy! Ensemble: Look at her, she’s wicked! GET HER! Elphaba: BRING ME DOWN! Ensemble: So we’ve got... to... bring... her... Elphaba: – at San Diego, CA

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