A teeny tiny nookstore that went global after we called out @StephenKing’s half-assed apology and took his books off our website when he didn't…

112 York Rd, Belfast, BT15 3HF
Joined September 2013
Trolls thought they were damaging our business. Turns out they were writing the copy for our next product range, the #TrollTax collection of t-shirts, coasters, mugs, tees and book wrapping paper. With profound thanks to @BenSettle for his bbooks.co/CopyTroll book👏
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I think that's the sorriest thing I've ever seen on here...
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Fire alarm in the shop prevents us from having a toaster, so don't start🤣
Please tell me I’m not the only person who performs open heart surgery on a microwave burger before cooking it. Surely we all do this? Or have I been living a lie?🍔
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I cook it till its got 25 seconds left. Open it. Keep the top bit out and add my cheese slice. Whack it back in for 25 seconds and the slice melts nicely.
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You are what you eat!
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Bun in toaster and meat in micro
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I have never in my 60 years eaten a microwave burger and I never will.
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You lost me at microwave burger!
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Never even heard of a microwave burger - and I'm old!
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I think you might be the only person, on the planet, who microwaves burgers. It's like asking if you're the only person who salts the water before boiling chips. 🫤
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💙 Today, we remember the great Walter Smith. On the fifth anniversary of his passing, we remember with immense affection one of the greatest figures in Rangers Football Club's history.
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I toast the buns
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Microwave burger???? Boke. Hell no.
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All my food is Junk food... #IYKYK
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Junk food is a slow poison in disguise.
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My buns go in the toaster, the burger in the microwave....
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I toast the bap.
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Hmm, I only reheat leftover burgers I've already grilled. No bun. Cheese + mustard.
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I'd eat a pastie before I'd eat that. 🤮
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I got made a fool of for doing that . Buns oot in toaster , 30 secs
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You lost me at microwave burger 🤣
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