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It's the FINALE of Start the Steal! Our "heroes" confront the artists of the galleryship they've been ordered to steal, and must decide if they *really* want to give their bosses a fully-functional starship.
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Start the Steal continues! The gang visits an avant garde alien art gallery.
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the mystery actor in question:
The four finalists for James Bond are:
• Callum Turner
• Josh O’Connor
• Jack Lowden
• Mystery Actor
Final screen tests are set to take place next week.
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I don’t want no scrib a scrib is a guy who can’t get no doon from me hangin out the passenger side of a pod race ride trying to ding dong pookie
*2 guys having a showdown*
guy 1: you'd best back down. my absent father named me sue so i'd grow up tough
guy 2: ha. you think you had it rough? my father named me poop e. childrapist
guy 3: my names adolf hitler 2. im not fighting but this seems like a good support group
True fact: every normal person has a thing they look for if they’re stopping at a gas station for snacks after a long day out. Mine? Vitamin water lemonade and Gardetto’s selects rye chips (or the snack mix if they don’t have the selects). We all have struggle meal coded snacks
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Aliens (your Romneys, Zucks, etc), however, exist in a superposition between *everything* they eat being struggle meal coded, and never having interacted with any foods or stores that normal people go to
If you have a boomer dad and his handwriting *isn’t* *at least* 100 times harder to read than this, I hate to be the one to break it to you but he’s been replaced by a robot
Angelina Jolie left a handwritten thank you note for hotel staff while filming ‘Maria’ in Greece, and the internet is struggling to figure out what it says.
The note has resurfaced and racked up millions of views, with people trying to decipher every word.
[H/T: lolita]
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The images appear to be AI-upscaled or altered versions of the original note shared by the hotel. The note reads: "Thank you for a restful stay at your beautiful resort. The “Maria” cast had a lovely time here. With love, Angelina Jolie."
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the art of stand up comedy only exists because an unfunny kid wished upon a star for people to pay attention to him. no stand up comedian has ever been funny
Every time I see a post about the UWS barn owls there are more owls. I NEED this to balloon to at least 100 owls, ideally 1000
I tried to make this song my alarm and @AlisonChilling was like “absolutely not”
