you’re telling me it’s summer and it’s illegal to feel the crisp crunch of romaine between my teeth….. the delicate sweetness of a raspberry dancing on my tongue…..

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it's alison · Jul 4, 2026 · 3:49 PM UTC

it's alison@AlisonChillingJul 4

“oh wow, there’s some sort of event happening at Nathan’s Hit Dogs!” -my husband, today, July 4th

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it's alison · Jun 29, 2026 · 2:41 PM UTC

it's alison@AlisonChillingJun 29

hi @NYCMayor it’s me Alison. can you make the B train run all of the time? it’s such a good train when it runs. thank you!

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it's alison · Jun 28, 2026 · 2:15 AM UTC

it's alison@AlisonChillingJun 28

thank god I stayed in tonight so my cat could step all over my hair

it's alison · Jun 28, 2026 · 2:15 AM UTC

it's alison@AlisonChillingJun 28

I love him

it's alison · May 8, 2026 · 2:04 PM UTC

it's alison@AlisonChillingMay 8

Ticketmaster loading into this immediately was so sick 😭 @slayyyter love you diva wish I could be there lol!!!!

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free legal advice from a bug · Mar 19, 2026 · 12:47 AM UTC

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free legal advice from a bug@BenFerberMar 19

Watching @AlisonChilling play Pokopia and we realized you can make it a Metal Gear Solid simulator (sound on)

it's alison · Feb 24, 2026 · 4:25 AM UTC

it's alison@AlisonChillingFeb 24

yeah. I’m finna be in The Pitt

diana 🌋@orbuddieFeb 23

your most annoying friend has “serious plans” this thursday night

free legal advice from a bug · Feb 19, 2026 · 4:50 AM UTC

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free legal advice from a bug@BenFerberFeb 19

emeril lagasse vs makima chainsawman. bam vs bang. fight of the century

free legal advice from a bug · Dec 29, 2025 · 11:05 PM UTC

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free legal advice from a bug@BenFerber29 Dec 2025

will: im gay eleven:

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farha · Dec 21, 2025 · 5:55 PM UTC

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farha@shutyourhell21 Dec 2025

i will never forgive AI for shaming beautiful women into not using the m dash anymore

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it's alison · Dec 4, 2025 · 8:35 PM UTC

it's alison@AlisonChilling4 Dec 2025

during initial lockdown, Ben and I got in a huge fight over what was considered the “lips” of a cat

Pop Crave

@PopCrave3 Dec 2025

Travis Kelce reveals he and fiancée Taylor Swift have never argued in their 2.5-year relationship.

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sunnie ☀️ · Aug 21, 2025 · 1:48 PM UTC

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sunnie ☀️@sunniettv21 Aug 2025

mega victreebel is the hot girl tummy issues pokemon she has acid reflux :(

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it's alison · Aug 4, 2025 · 10:31 PM UTC

it's alison@AlisonChilling4 Aug 2025

someone should do this w Willem’s monologue from The Lighthouse

DiscussingFilm

@DiscussingFilm4 Aug 2025

The Department of Agriculture is using the audio of Scarlett Johansson & Adam Driver fighting in ‘MARRIAGE STORY’ to scare off wolves from killing cattle & scaring livestock on farms “I need the wolves to respond and know that, hey, humans are bad” (Source: @WSJ)

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it's alison · Jul 26, 2025 · 2:08 PM UTC

it's alison@AlisonChilling26 Jul 2025

miles davis from jazz

Jazz Dispensary@jazzdispensary25 Jul 2025

Miles Davis from Jazz is reportedly coming to Fortnite. (Source: @FNBRintel)

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