WAYS AND MEANS (2024); work in @parisreview, @yalereview, @nybooks, @gqmagazine, @thebafflermag, and elsewhere

Joined June 2022
I have a short story in the Yale Review! It’s got everything: evil gays, Florida, credit card points, bloodshed. Thank you to Clare Sestanovich for the excellent edits. Enjoy 🔪 yalereview.org/article/danie…
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The office parks of New Jersey have provided me with some of the profoundest aesthetic experiences of my life
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Just got a message asking if I want to organize my high school reunion because I was the senior class president...had completely forgotten about that...
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Memories are coming back...I think I campaigned on getting the school to let us wear polos in the warmer months...?
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Kind of stuff I say before I write “constitutes” instead of “is”
David Foster Wallace discusses Pretentious Language
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9 days till I put up my Christmas tree
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Daniel Lefferts retweeted
Twenty years from now when I’m encouraging Vivek Vance to write patricidal diaspora autofiction in the workshop I lead at an MFA that costs $400,000 >>>
JD Vance: "My 6 year old was extremely excited that Ja'marr Chase told him he had nice gloves. So, big day for little 6-year-old Vivek."
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Would love to see the vote breakdown…how many yeas, how many neighs 😂
NYC Council bans horse carriages in veto-proof vote that will end 150-year-old Central Park tradition trib.al/qZwmUXA
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NYT Book Review quoting early Goodreads reviews in a profile of a major literary novelist...ok 👍
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Daniel Lefferts retweeted
sorry, what?
I wrote about the new generation in Washington, DC semafor.com/article/10/21/20…
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I'm hearing that the only alternative to a lugubrious gay movie is a happy one...whatever you say :-)
hear me out. what if hollywood made happy gay movies!! we have explored queer sadness/tragedy
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I’d read 900 pages
From last night’s Breaker: Daniel Kolitz, whose Harper’s piece “The Goon Squad” won a National Magazine Award for Feature Writing, has landed a book deal with Farrar, Straus and Giroux to write “GOONWORLD.” breakermedia.com/p/the-infor…
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Whenever I complain about bad phone etiquette (as I do incessantly 😘) people are like “why don’t you just say something?” and this is why 👇
new entry for the theater hall of shame: guy next to me had his phone in the cup holder and it kept lighting up. first time I asked him to put it away he ignored me. second time he replied “where do you want me to put it?” WHERE DID I WANT HIM TO PUT IT!!!!!!
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Back from the factory!!!
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Daniel, your FICO score went up! Daniel, your FICO score changed...
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The dark twist in You Can See Everything is that at some point during the movie my theater turned the popcorn butter dispenser off?? I was halfway through my bag and went out to get more...
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Wow!
There was a part in You Can See Everything where everyone in our packed theater did this
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Daniel Lefferts retweeted
Replying to @daniel_lefferts
this unironically does look like a Daniel Lefferts character ass bar
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Happening again
Going to a party on Lefferts Avenue
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