Me. That is all.

Ashbrooke
Joined July 2010
Before the football starts, I just wanted to give a quick reminder that we have only 2 tickets left for our first Wearside Urban Safari of the year in Feb. Would be fantastic to see this one sold out - this one always goes down a treat. See you there 😄 northeastheritagelibrary.co.…
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Informed two of my staff members that they're in the shortlist for a promotion. Later I noticed one of the hopefuls bragging to friends on social media that they might be promoted at work. That person did not get promoted. Because they spelled it "permotion" in the posts.
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⛏️ Miners' Modernism: Pithead Baths They brought European architectural modernism to working class communities across the country, and delivered widespread health and welfare benefits some two decades before the founding of the NHS, yet the story of Britain’s pioneering Pithead Baths has been almost completely forgotten. Now a new research project, led by C20 and @QUBelfast, aims to shed new light on their legacy and discover exactly how many of these ground-breaking colliery buildings remain. 📍We need your help! Our research has so far identified 65 surviving examples across the former coalfields. The project is now calling on local heritage groups, ex-miners, and mapping sleuths to record further examples and help complete the picture. ➡️ Click for more information and to get involved: c20society.org.uk/news/miner…
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Ben Holmes retweeted
A Microwave needs needs one button: the +30 sec cook button. Can be stoped by opening the door. All other buttons are pointless. Nobody microwaves anything on 70% power for 3 min 17 sec.
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When I was young I never understood how old people could search for their glasses, only to realise they had them on their head the whole time. I just spent 10 minutes searching the house for my wireless earbuds which, yes, were in my ears all along.
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A Sunday homily: 'Keeping It Light in a Heavy Digital World'. In the age of the ever-watchful algorithm, it's easy to feel overwhelmed. But let's not forget the power of human connection. As we navigate the complexities of the digital age, let us remember the importance of kindness; a kind word, empathy, and respect. Let's spread some much-needed joy. , and let's use our voices to uplift, not to divide. A world where open dialogue thrives is a world worth striving for. Let's choose empathy over enforcement. Educate, not eradicate. Have a great week!
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The barmy pseudo-scientific waffle spouted by football 'data analysts', and how they've been allowed to repackage simple terms with four or five words of utterly maddening gibberish, is one of many reasons to loathe modern football.
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Shit Planning@PlanningShit20 Oct 2024
1666: Imagine the wonderful doors that will adorn this entrance in its 350+ yr lifespan 2024:
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Join our team at Sunderland Empire! We're looking for a Marketing Manager to play a pivotal role in promoting a diverse range of shows—from major West End productions to leading comedians, pantomime to performances showcasing local talent. ℹ atgtix.co/3BQhhrb
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Dentist here. I never ever floss and I often don't brush for the full 2 minutes. Fun thing is, I'm a picture of perfect dental health. Probably because I'm not constantly eating ultra-processed shit like the rest of you.
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#OnThisDay 1981: Something Else went behind the panels of Viz comics.
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Some 60 years on, Concrete Dreams at @FarrellCentre explores and evaluates the quest to turn Newcastle into the ‘Brasília of the north’ ow.ly/Xoxi50Teg7g
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WIN! - A Vinyl Copy of 'Cascade' by Floating Points Electronic producer @floatingpoints returns with a dancefloor-primed record on Ninja Tune next week, and we're giving away a copy of the pictured 2LP 'Universal sparkle vinyl' variant 🌌 Like, retweet, and follow us to be entered. normanrecords.com/records/20…
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It's bugged me more than it should for 30 years but the flatmates in Shallow Grave (1994) could have kept the suitcase of cash AND reported the death of their new lodger
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People who don't put lids on pens or "de-click" pens after use should be banned from using pens for life. They should only be allowed to use crayons.
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Very nice to see this doing the rounds again. When I was a little kid I used to go to Manchester and come back with the accent. Harry and Paul thought this was very funny so wrote the sketch. The timing was perfect. 😎
the UK if oasis reunite:
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People who don't wear socks can't be trusted. Weirdos
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A couple of days ago, @graeme_hallmark posted a cracking picture of Durham from Milburngate Bridge. It reminded me how much has changed over the years. This photo is from around 65 years ago, on what was then called Framwellgate Waterside but is now wher… instagr.am/p/C-787RLiITE/
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Screamadelica sounds really dated. It's a big and important album of course. Important for me too. But it's very difficult to enjoy today. Morning White Dove, which Weatherall did next, still sounds amazing. Maybe we should give that album a lot more love.
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