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Miss Misery retweeted
they found the voter fraud!
Right-wing activist James O’Keefe charged with unlawful voting, identity theft
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The craziest part about this whole Cheesecake Factory thing is that Donald Trump raped kids with Jeffrey Epstein.
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UC Berkeley Nobel laureate Jennifer Doudna, co-developer of CRISPR gene-editing technology, reflects on her path to discovery and what makes a good scientist.
bit.ly/4yDANyF
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“Arabs don’t produce literature” is really something you can only say if you’ve never had a moment’s contact with genuine civilization. A mind totally consumed by television and self-help books.
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Much easier for the media to lock in on faux Cheesecake Factory outrage than a House Dem report indicating Todd Blanche basically told Ghislaine Maxwell "stop talking" when she was about to discuss a girl that could more closely tie Trump to Epstein
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I presume this puts an end to the Great Cheesecake Factory Moral Panic of 2026?
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Alex Pretti's father: Our son was shot and killed by the government, federal immigration agents, on January 24th, 2026. We learned about his death from the media as we saw him being shot repeatedly in the back after helping a woman from his community. This was not a protest that Alex was at. His hands were in the air, and his face was on the ground when he was executed by ICE agents. We know exactly what our eyes saw. No one from the federal government called us on that day. But they did go on TV to tell lies about Alex. No one has called us since. No one has recanted those lies.
Miss Misery retweeted
More attention needs to be paid to the Saddam part of the quip and less the Cheesecake Factory part of the quip. Like, Obama was clocking Trump as a dictator with bad taste and we're just yada yada-ing past the first part and focusing on the second part.
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If you're a journalist named Dan Sullivan, we need you reporting on the Alaska Senate race. This is your time to shine.
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Republican Party in 2026: not at all offended about being compared to Saddam Hussein, but dying on the hill that the WH should look like a Cheesecake Factory.
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Kate Scott had a tremendous Bay Area shout-out to legendary play-by-play man Joe Starkey after the Valkyries bucket: "What a bonanza!" 👏
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when i say i love cheesecake factory, this is what i mean
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The Cheesecake Factory stuff is a really good encapsulation of conservative discourse during the Obama era for folks not old enough to have experienced it. Endless whining and mind-loss over something they wouldn’t even notice if someone else said it. Eight years of that!
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Mayor Zohran Mamdani meets Pickles the seal in Coney Island today 🦭
The Mamdani administration invested $2M to renovate the Sea Cliffs exhibit at the New York Aquarium, highlighting marine mammals and seabirds
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Largely missed Cheesecake Factory-gate but find it genuinely funny that people seem more offended by a swipe at a restaurant than the comparison to Saddam Hussein 😂😭😭
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Lions offense since 2023 (NFL rank)...
Team points per game - 29.7 (1st)
Jared Goff pass TD - 115 (1st)
Jahmyr Gibbs scrimmage TD - 58 (1st)
Amon-Ra St. Brown rec TD - 38 (1st)
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Breaking: Donald Trump was "an active participant in Jeffrey Epstein’s abuse of young women in the mid-to-late 1990s,” according to a report issued today by Dems on the House Judiciary Committee. The report includes one new rape allegation against Trump, and calls for a special investigation of the Trump administration's cover-up of Epstein's crimes.
