Jacob

5’9 with sports takes worth 5’11

Lookin like a Goodyear commercial out there #Knicks

Brian Kelly at the same bar, walks out of the bathroom, fly’s down.

Psalms 47:88 “Should Miami fall before Notre Dame, coked out Michael Irvin shall unleash a wrath unlike any the heavens have witnessed”. #Goirish 🍀

Yankee fan but my god this is amazing. Let’s get all 30 ballparks goin

Streaking across a nationally televised football field as a networking opportunity

A powerhouse team getting nationally embarrassed by a school full of the worlds future CPA’s on a random Friday evening is what College Basketball is all about #MoreThanAGame

In a sport full of sport wick polos and mesh t shirts bring back three piece suits with cuff links #mycultureisnotyourcostume

Can we get sky cam to follow overhead for Brandon Aiyuks return to the 49ers practice facilities?

BYU vs Utah Holy War on at noon, calling out of work for religious reasons

There’s so much going on here - Who the fuck is watching Hofstra basketball - Banana peel ass slip into your boys junk -Lindor bobblehead blinding me with his veneers #SHRINK

No shit the ref can’t make good calls, buddy has an 8-ball pinned at the waist #expandthegame

“It takes months, years of hard work and preparation to be prepared for every weekend. But i’m confident in myself and my abilities” - Kyler Murray on preparation for the release of GTA 6

Hey Joe Fagnano be careful when passing to #89 I hear he has trouble catching balls and STD’s #RavensFlock

Ya boss sorry can’t go to the bar after I get outta work at 5pm, pitch black and got a stigmatism #expand

Looks like the McRib is no longer available for a limited time only #MinshewMania

Everyone at work today: “OMG did you all watch that last night??!!! Blue totally took over!!!” Me: “Ya no Buffalos offense looked like a real contender in the MAC last night, huge momentum moving forward for those guys” #themacisback

Putting C.J. Gardner-Johnson’s brain in DK Metcalfs body to see the worlds worst impulse control known to man

Texas went blue and Arch Manning still mediocre, bad day to be a texan #hornsdown