Critically acclaimed ball knower and hot take expert. Olympic Gold Medalist by transitive property.

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I am not the former Baylor quarterback, Robert Griffin III. Please stop accusing me of such. Pinning this so the nonsense can end.
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Move over, Victory Monday. Let’s make some room for Miserable Monday.
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The fate of my sports happiness is officially in the hands of Maryland Basketball.
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Aaron Glenn, thanks for the memories and reaction meme content!
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The formula is simple.
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Maryland Athletic Department realizing they can just fire bad coaches and print cool uniforms to appease the fan base
A championship look never goes out of style 🏆 #FearTheTurtle 🐢
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FINISH. THE. DRILL.
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It wasn’t all bad, was it? Tonight, we commemorate the Bowl Dynasty with a trio of beers. Pinstripe Bowl Duke’s Mayo Bowl Music City Bowl We really had it all. Here’s to those 3 trophies. They can never take the dynasty from us. Thank you, Coach Locks.
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Pretty sure more people reached out to me today about the Locksley firing than they do for my birthday
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Going to do my best to block out the noise with this Maryland coaching search This program is ripe for growth and can easily take the next step with the right coach. If you win games, fan support will follow. Have to take current state of program with a grain of salt TL;DR:
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Doubt most will care about this but I’m very happy for AAR getting the interim nod. Dude has been recruiting his tail off the last few years and deserves an opportunity to coach the fellas for a couple of weeks. Really hope he can pull together a few wins down the stretch
Maryland has called a team meeting for 11:30, per sources, where the team will be informed of the change. Per ESPN sources, the interim coach is longtime assistant Aazaar Abdul-Rahim, who has strong ties to the area.
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Never thought I would see the day. Really wanted this to work out, but you simply have to win games. Recruiting battles were electric, but this fanbase is starving for results. Biggest moment of the Jim Smith era thus far. Please save this program!
Sources: Maryland coach Mike Locksley has been dismissed. Maryland dropped to 2-5 on Saturday after a last-second loss to Rutgers. Locksley is 39-54 overall at Maryland, including his interim stint in 2015. Maryland is on a bye this week.
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Napier Shanahan Haines Dickert Mullen Huff Feels like the 6 main targets for me (in no order). Would like Faulkner or Hartline to get a look too. Probably missing a few as well.
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Phillip Walter Foden after seeing this tweet
They said you’re washed, 47. They said you don’t love the game anymore, 47. They said you couldn’t do it on Derby Day anymore, 47. They said you’re addicted to whippets, 47. How will you respond, 47?
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No time to react to this one given the Sunday witching hour news dump Can someone explain this to me as if I’m 5 years old and was just dropped on my head? This is so embarrassing it hurts. There’s no reason Locksley should be employed right now, let alone able to fire someone.
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#RGWasRight. Never wrong, sometimes early.
Imagine waking up and realizing you live in Paris 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Maybe if Breece Hall didn’t average 12 hours of daily screen time, he’d have time to work out and be better than our backup running back
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Get the collars out and the Thomas Hennessy jerseys on. It’s a work day.
On David Bailey wearing a polo under his jersey: Apparently Harrison Phillips started this with the DL on Fridays (they all wear polos under their jersey on Fridays now) to represent that it’s a “work day”.
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I’m RG. And I have Maryland Pride. And I love losing. Please humiliate me. I love it. I’m a loser. And I love losing. And. I. Have. Maryland. Pride. Let’s go!!!!
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Imagine being Torrey Smith. He loves losing
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Lost to Rutgers at home on Homecoming
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