Cancer surviving Evertonian. Analyst. Coach. Write about the game.

Liverpool, England
Joined May 2021
He's way too expensive but I do quite like him even in this diminished state. He can actually score from the wings unlike anyone else we have too
🚨 Manchester United and Everton are in talks over a possible January move for Marcus Rashford. Everton have already held discussions over a winter deal, although talks remain at an early stage. Rashford could leave United permanently or on loan, with the structure of any deal depending on the finances involved. (Source: @Transfersdotcom)
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He won't even play the £40m winger for longer than 10 minutes and you think he'll start an under 6 foot youth striker
Dear David, if you want to be more attacking then take a deep breath & try the kid you have on the bench every week who scores goals for fun! Or, stick with the logic that he isn't ready, or he's too small & keep playing a striker who can't hit a barn door from 6 yards away. 😉
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Evram Billson retweeted
been advised to take this down in case it’s interpreted as bullying young leny (who is absolutely shite by the way)
there was no way someone called “leny yoro” was ever going to be good. a jabronie name if ever I’ve seen one
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Is there any game we won that you didn't think we would? We've beaten Palace and Ipswich. We're hardly picking up unexpected points, if anything we should be annoyed we didn't beat Spurs or United given how awful they are
Yes actually, 100% expected more
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We thought we were too good for Tavernier...
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Mind you that's only two more than Dyche in his last season here. And one less than the "slow start" of last season. So we haven't improved at all in three seasons
Replying to @ChrisPickles24
10 points from first 8 games. You expecting more? 👍
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Cool, cool, cool
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Couldn't score on this dogshit Chelsea defense #MoyesMustGo
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Just drop Dewsbury-Hall
Everton have a structural problem in midfield, adding players who arent very good defensively to the midfield wont solve that issue. That is why Moyes plays Garner and Armstrong currently and why he will play Norgaard from the start as soon as he fit
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Two wins in 15
Arsenal won the Premier League last season and faced PSG in the CL final, but apparently it’s Moyes’s fault that we aren’t beating them. Our fans genuinely think we have a squad of players like the PSG team. We are shite, been battling relegation for years
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Palace won the McNeil swap
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25% win percentage in 2026
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Mykolenko injured thank God we have Azn-
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72nd! Love our Davey
We saying 70th minute for subs then?
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We saying 70th minute for subs then?
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I mean it literally is no reason. That's also not a stat. The wheels of the Moyes truthers are falling off. He benched George for two wingers (and a midfielder) who have been dog shit all season
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My bad bro. 21 years ago!
Someone makes up stat People agree
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The only real defense of Moyes anymore is to be self-righteously pedantic or bring up that we were in a relegation battle with a team that didn't have £200m+ of investment
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We should definitely just leave KDH on corners why not its only fair, it'd be rude to take them off him no matter how many times he doesn't make it past the first man
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Looks like the Mykolenko "run of form" has ended
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