#1 Chud in Europe My Top 1 musician is Nikos Xilouris. My Top games are fencing and chess. My favourite single thing doesn't yet exist. 🇬🇷
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Thanks to Elon, noone will be able to tell that I liked this tweet
The answer is yes, yes I can :’DD
It was a small watermelon tho bUT STILL IT CRACKED
AND WHILE WE’RE AT IT don’t forget to check out the Street Fighter 6 sale going on! 60% off chat it’s p nice :33
#StreetFighter #SFWatermelonChallenge
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Bill Master retweeted
>everyone in the Dead Space Remake starts hallucinating loved ones
>Hammond starts hallucinating the Chinese guy for some reason
Bill Master retweeted
“DEWD WE WERE PRAHMISED HECKIN BADASS ICONIC VADER MENACING BREATHING SCENES, WE WERE TOTALLY 100% DUE TO THIS ONE SINGLE POSTER PROMISED A MOVIE ABOUT HECKIN BADASS VAYDEEEER”
Listen to yourself you fucking infant
No.
The Star Wars Prequels were hated because we were quite literally promised at least one or more movies about Darth Vader.
Darth Vader in the helmet and cape doing the iconic, menacing breathing.
Darth Vader fighting Jedi. Darth Vader enslaving Wookies. Darth Vader striding around and being a general all around badass.
That was the promise. That was what all the advertising was about leading up to The Phantom Menace. (1999).
Lucas welched on the deal.
Instead we got podracing, fart jokes, and a creepy romance with 17-year old Natalie Portman and 8-year old Jake Lloyd.
Bill Master retweeted
tlj defenders will look you dead in the face and say this man would kill his nephew in his fucking sleep
Bill Master retweeted
If you had an IQ above 5, you'd comprehend how the Jedi move quickly to prevent themselves from losing power through political action. The Jedi being detached from the living Force is a repeated theme, resulting in an imbalanced practice within the Force's cosmology.
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Bill Master retweeted
Asuka Langley Soryu would be ideal to have children with
Asuka Langley Soryu. At age 24 her fertility remains high with strong egg quality and quantity still in the peak window.
Typical remaining eggs:
Birth: 1-2 million
Puberty: 300-500k
20s: 150-300k
Early 30s: 100-150k
Late 30s: ~27k
Early 40s: 5-10k
Menopause: ~0-1k
Bill Master retweeted
I feel bad for Disney. They really did just listen to what vocal prequel haters wanted. This dude is literally begging for Kenobi (2022) but won't ever admit he's the reason Star Wars sucks now.
No.
The Star Wars Prequels were hated because we were quite literally promised at least one or more movies about Darth Vader.
Darth Vader in the helmet and cape doing the iconic, menacing breathing.
Darth Vader fighting Jedi. Darth Vader enslaving Wookies. Darth Vader striding around and being a general all around badass.
That was the promise. That was what all the advertising was about leading up to The Phantom Menace. (1999).
Lucas welched on the deal.
Instead we got podracing, fart jokes, and a creepy romance with 17-year old Natalie Portman and 8-year old Jake Lloyd.
Bill Master retweeted
Wow I can't believe George Lucas had more on his mind other than making movies about Darth Vader being badass!
No.
The Star Wars Prequels were hated because we were quite literally promised at least one or more movies about Darth Vader.
Darth Vader in the helmet and cape doing the iconic, menacing breathing.
Darth Vader fighting Jedi. Darth Vader enslaving Wookies. Darth Vader striding around and being a general all around badass.
That was the promise. That was what all the advertising was about leading up to The Phantom Menace. (1999).
Lucas welched on the deal.
Instead we got podracing, fart jokes, and a creepy romance with 17-year old Natalie Portman and 8-year old Jake Lloyd.
Bill Master retweeted
It's so funny how old, dopey bastards have zero understanding of film.
That shot communicates a stalemate, which concludes with light and dark being cosmologically locked—accompanied by a choir sustaining chords as the Force theme plays in the strings.
Children's films, btw
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Bill Master retweeted
The Star Wars Prequels are hated by the midwits, because there's nothing in them for the midwits.
If you're smart the politics make sense and the psychosexual story about awkward issolated prodigies persecuted by their civilization for bizzare hidden reasons is engaging/relatable
If you're dumb the action is really fun.
If you're a midwit you feel dirty like you see how a stupid person could like it, but feel stupid you can't follow the politics, and feel really threatened by the lack of moral clarity and psychosexual elements.
