BISON 🦬🦬 🇳🇬

Whatever drove Americans at the ballot box yesterday, I can practically guarantee how Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei and his fanatical IRGC generals are reading the midterms: as yet another sign that the Hidden Imam, the Mahdi, is personally shielding the Islamic Republic. To the men ruling Tehran, this war with America and Israel isn’t just geopolitics, it’s a sacred, apocalyptic struggle. In their minds, the Mahdi has been sending one saviour after another. Pakistan’s field marshal, Qatari mediators, Turkish and Egyptian intermediaries, every regional player who stepped in to restrain Trump was seen by hardliners as an unwitting instrument of divine intervention. And now, the American voter has joined that list. The bitter irony is that Iran didn’t beat Trump; Trump beat himself through sheer, chaotic incompetence. Back in January, while the regime was slaughtering thousands of protesters, Trump didn't need to promise those protesters help he had no plan to deliver. He could have hit Tehran with crippling sanctions and waited. He could have spent months preparing the military, building a real coalition, and actually explaining to the American public why stopping a nuclear Iran matters. Instead, we got a war run like a Truth Social posting spree: erratic, impulsive, delusional and completely detached from reality. With an attention span that could comfortably fit inside a teaspoon, Trump torpedoed his own leverage. Every time he screamed in all-caps that "Iran is begging for a deal!" or entertainingly paused for another mediator, Tehran realized a fundamental truth: the guy constantly insisting Iran was desperate for a deal was actually the one who desperately needed it. So they played him like a fiddle. They stalled, watched his war turn politically toxic, and refused to hand him a win in the form of a deal before the midterms. Now, with his domestic agenda crippled for the next two years, the fanatics in Tehran feel completely vindicated. And when religious zealots believe God is actively engineering their enemy’s downfall, they don’t get pragmatic, they get even more vindictive. That makes the next two months before the new Congress is sworn in truly terrifying. Trump doesn’t do humiliation well. He’s vindictive, and he’s going to want someone to blame for yesterday's loss. Don't be surprised if he lashes out militarily at Tehran, not for any coherent strategic goal, but purely to avenge his bruised ego and prove he’s still the toughest guy in the room. Factor in Netanyahu, who is fighting for his own political survival and desperate to project strength, and you have the ultimate nightmare scenario. One leader driven by wounded pride and vengeance. Another by political survival. And a regime drunk on the fanatical belief that it has supernatural immunity! What could possibly go wrong?🤦🏻‍♂️