GP / Executive Chairman @ Vibes Capital Management. 🇺🇸

Joined September 2021
Sometimes I pause and reflect on the fact that my entire financial portfolio is currently composed of 1) an imaginary Internet ponzi coin and 2) the stock of a company famous for having the largest peak-to-trough drawdown in the history of financial market bubbles, and whose CEO is currently leveraged to the tits on the same Internet Ponzi coin (which he refers to as “the goddess of truth”), and that I consider this a sound financial strategy with a virtually 100% chance of retiring my bloodline.
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can I say something without everyone getting mad?
Her entire religious muslim hijabi thing happened way later in her life. And l will bet money she only changed up to score oppression points in politics and appeal to jihadi constituents.
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It's subtle, but with a trained eye, you can detect a slight difference between the way that The New York Times Editorial Board is treating the accusations against Ilhan Nur Said Elmi (aka Ilhan Omar) and the way they treated the accusations against Donald Trump.
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The New York Times’ position is basically, “yes we may have said ‘no one is above the law’ before, but obviously of course some people are above the law if they agree with our political ideology, and any efforts to hold anyone with our ideology accountable is a heckin fascism”
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Dünya penis boyu haritası açıklandı! Küresel veri tabanlarının derlediği araştırmaya göre, dünya genelinde erkeklerin erekte haldeki ortalama penis boyu 13.58 cm olarak belirlendi. Sıralamada öne çıkan ülkeler: Ekvador: 17.61 cm Kamerun: 16.67 cm Hollanda: 15.87 cm Almanya: 14.52 cm Türkiye: 12.99 cm Çin: 12.90 cm Japonya: 12.60 cm Filipinler: 10.85 cm Güney Kore: 10.80 cm Kamboçya: 9.84 cm Tayland: 9.43 cm Uzmanlar coğrafi farklılıkların genetik etkenlere bağlı olduğunu, ancak bu ortalamaların cinsel sağlık veya işlevsellik üzerinde doğrudan bir üstünlük kurmadığını belirtiyor.
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Deport her back to Costco with the rest of the rotisserie chickens.
Woman claims she was approached by ICE and asked if she was an American citizen because she had such a dark tan. "Because I was so tan, they were about to handcuff me... and take me away, God knows where..." Patricia Krentcil said on the Light. Tan. Up. show. Area 51, maybe?
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Replying to @davidgokhshtein
Bitcoin
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Please do not share this photo.
JUST IN: UK police arrest 15 y/o boy, seize his devices, & collect his DNA after he posted photo of a local politician edited to look like a rabbit.
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wait new anthropic merch is kind of lit
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I have an indisputably correct theory that the rise in overt racism among young men is directly proportional to wokeness depriving them of ethnic baddies.
are we seeing this face card
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you call her some brown slur on the group chat and you’re immediately the gaysest man alive and there’s no coming back
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bitcoin is about to suck all of the oxygen out of the room in a way it hasn’t for a decade
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Imagine not owning bitcoin
One of my favorite graphs is money supply growth broken down by Fed Chair.
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Nick Shirley: "Are there kids in this daycare" Somalis: "Not to my knowledge"
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New Shane Gillis just dropped
Girls everywhere are staging micro breakups rn so they can dress slutty on Halloween
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It’s a bit brutal but BTC is probably going to be the big winner of the AI revolution. I don’t think it will suffer any hacks, the scripting language formal verification is very advanced and work in formalizing the protocol too. Nodes running on different hardware make it very robust against hardware vulnerabilities, and their sources are probably one of the most audited code in the world. Combine that with self sovereignty which protects against political backslash from K shaped economy and acceleration of margins flowing to capital, I don’t see much else. To be honest this is my macro view but it’s a pretty grim one.
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boomers are going to try to ban this, guaranteed
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By far the coolest home mining concept I have seen.
Introducing Bitwater: the water heater element that mines Bitcoin. It screws into the electric tank you already have. Physically decentralized mining that runs no matter what 🧵 Heat water. Mine Bitcoin. Same tank.
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Heatbit unveils Bitwater: a water heater element that mines Bitcoin. Bitwater screws into the electric hot water heater tank you already have!🔥
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imagine how retarded you have to be to lend money to the government of france instead of buying bitcoin
AN UNMITIGATED DISASTER IN FRANCE FRENCH BOND CRISIS ACCELERATES GOOD MORNING, COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS
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