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The Time Keeper retweeted
BREAKING: Tether has frozen $971 million worth of USDT which has been linked to a suspected Binance hack.
This comes just minutes after Binance wallets saw a $2.8 billion outflow across five blockchains.
Binance has yet to comment on the situation.
The Time Keeper retweeted
Strategy Q3 2026 Earnings Call teapaw.org/i/broadcasts/1dKrPrXyY…
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Ambassador Huckabee, this is unreleased video of an American who was beaten almost to death last week by Israeli settlers. You know his name because he came to you for help, but you blew him off. That’s disgraceful. Do your job.
@GovMikeHuckabee
@SecRubio
@davidamilstein
@WhiteHouse
The Time Keeper retweeted
So Ali G was a flop. The Hollywood Reporter is so hurt about this they are once again calling us out for the campaign we ran.
Again, they are linking it to our other work combatting the media’s abhorrent coverage of the Gaza genocide. As a way to “explain” why we ran the campaign, because Sacha Baron Cohen is a Zionist.
They’re also making conspiratorial links with other organisations all in defence of this racist film, whilst not once acknowledging why us, and thousands of others, find it racist.
They are so desperate to deflect because they cannot address the core argument: Ali G is blackface without the burnt cork.
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Sacha Baron Cohen's Ali G sequel lasted one weekend in theaters, and the Hollywood Reporter is blaming pro-Palestine activists, and discussing "Hamas-affiliated operatives.”
THR detailed a campaign by UK-based NewsCord, whose platform gave users AI-assisted templates to email cinemas; NewsCord says about 55,000 emails went out. THR then pointed to the group's support for Gaza aid flotilla participants, whose leaders the US Treasury designated "Hamas-affiliated operatives." NewsCord, which calls Ali G a form of blackface, accused THR of drawing "conspiratorial links."
Amazon MGM opened the film on just 23 screens, withheld box office figures, and moved it to Prime Video five days later, per World of Reel.
So Ali G was a flop. The Hollywood Reporter is so hurt about this they are once again calling us out for the campaign we ran.
Again, they are linking it to our other work combatting the media’s abhorrent coverage of the Gaza genocide. As a way to “explain” why we ran the campaign, because Sacha Baron Cohen is a Zionist.
They’re also making conspiratorial links with other organisations all in defence of this racist film, whilst not once acknowledging why us, and thousands of others, find it racist.
They are so desperate to deflect because they cannot address the core argument: Ali G is blackface without the burnt cork.
The Time Keeper retweeted
Ambassador Huckabee, this is unreleased video of an American who was beaten almost to death last week by Israeli settlers. You know his name because he came to you for help, but you blew him off. That’s disgraceful. Do your job.
@GovMikeHuckabee
@SecRubio
@davidamilstein
@WhiteHouse
The Time Keeper retweeted
Strategy announces Q3 2026 results:
- $21 billion operating income, our largest quarter ever
- $21 billion capital raised YTD
- Returned $STRC to health
- 848,517 $BTC held, up 26% YTD strategy.com/press/strategy-…
The Time Keeper retweeted
Bitcoin education for students in Australia.
A very good friend of mine, an educator for over a decade with a background in IT security, runs the technology and STEM program at a Victorian school.
He’s been teaching his prep to grade 6 classrooms Bitcoin, Bitcoin principles, coding, and tech for more than five years.
I was invited last year to check it all out, and I was gobsmacked on how much these kids knew.
Two years ago, he and his mate decided to open their own school: @Consensus21
They’ve spent over $100,000 complying with every Department of Education requirement to get the school off the ground.
Consensus21 is built around Bitcoin principles, with a core curriculum focused on financial literacy, business development, coding and robotics, time management, and more.
As Bitcoiners, we understand what a BIP is: a Bitcoin Improvement Proposal that, once unanimous consensus is reached, gets rolled out to improve and harden Bitcoin.
C21 introduced SIPs: Student Improvement Proposals.
Students, parents, and educators can put forward ideas for what they want to learn, then present them to a panel of six keys:
2 student leader keys
2 parent keys
2 educator keys
If a SIP receives 3 out of 6 signatures, it enters the curriculum.
C21 also thought carefully about the end of a child’s education journey.
In the traditional system, kids graduate and are led into university debt that often exceeds $100k, and in today’s world, many of those degrees will be redundant.
Instead, C21 sets aside 10% of each child’s annual school fees every year and locks it into a Bitcoin time-lock.
If a child starts at age 6, by the time they graduate they’ll have a personal fund to give them a real kick-start.
They’ll also have a community around them to support and advocate for starting a business with that capital.
Last week, after a long journey with the Department of Education, the team received a notice demanding more details and giving them less than four days to reply.
The volume of work required, combined with the impossible timeline, was effectively a nail in the coffin.
It was structured this way knowing it would fail.
I’m calling on anyone in the Bitcoin space globally who has advisors, expertise, or resources that might help these guys out.
They’re out of money and out of time.
Plenty of Bitcoiners are funding all kinds of startups.
What about a purpose-built school designed to educate the next generation, a carefully thought-out program run by highly qualified educators who have been in Bitcoin since 2013?
If you’re keen to hear more or think you can help, please comment below or DM and I’ll pass on Kman’s details.
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Thailand revokes chief rabbi Yosef Chaim Kantor’s citizenship
Prime Minister and Interior Minister Anutin Charnvirakul signed an order on October 28 revoking the Thai citizenship of Rabbi Yosef Chaim Kantor, Thailand’s chief rabbi, citing his continued use of American nationality after naturalization.
Kantor has led Chabad of Thailand since 1993. Chabad is a worldwide Orthodox Jewish movement headquartered in New York. The ministry cited a Department of Special Investigation finding that he used his American nationality to enter and leave Australia on 16 occasions, most recently on January 26, 2026. He became a Thai citizen in April 2013.
The order said his conduct violated naturalization conditions and warranted revocation under Section 19(2) of the Nationality Act. It also cited potential harm to national security, the economy and society.
#Thailand #Chabad
Bitcoin outlasts them all.
I have just informed my colleagues that I will step down as @ECB President on 7 February 2027.
It has been a source of great pride to serve this institution.
I thank all of those who have supported me on this journey over the past seven years.
The Time Keeper retweeted
The magatards dragged me for this comment for weeks, but sadly: it’s true.
I love this country—and the best thing an executive at a social network can do is communicate when attempts are made to manipulate public discourse.
The Time Keeper retweeted
🇦🇺 WESTPAC WILL CAP PAYMENTS TO CRYPTO EXCHANGES AT A$10,000 A MONTH FROM DEC. 1
Australian bank Westpac says it may reject payments it identifies as going to crypto exchanges once a customer's total reaches A$10,000 in a calendar month.
The limit counts online banking, the Westpac app, and credit and debit cards across all of a customer's Westpac accounts.
There are no exemptions and no higher limits. Crypto exchange payments made in a branch won't be supported at all. Withdrawals from exchanges back into Westpac accounts are unchanged.
Westpac says the target is scams, citing National Anti-Scam Centre data that 46% of reported scam losses last year involved crypto.
Anyone buying more than A$10,000 of Bitcoin a month will have to fund the rest from another bank.
The Time Keeper retweeted
AUSTRALIANS ARE BEING RIPPED OFF ALRIGHT. BY BUREAUCRATS AND RENEWABLE SUBSIDIES!
So the Greens are proposing to lift the tax free threshold by a miserly $7,800 to $26,000.
If they care so much about the battlers why don’t they means test the defined benefit scheme for retired bureaucrats or abolish subsidies for renewables that are foreign owned?
This is the myth about the Greens.
They claim to hate billionaires yet they only want to tax the mining billionaires whilst ignoring all the other billionaires and millionaires that are milking taxpayers.
People First will lift the tax free threshold by much more than any of the majors and we will do it by cutting government waste.
We will lift the tax free threshold to $45,000 cutting income tax by almost $4,000.
We will fund the tax cut by means testing the Federal defined benefit scheme for bureaucrats (not military), abolish subsidies for renewables and increase taxes on profits sent offshore.
If you want to support our petition to lift the tax free threshold to $45,000 then please hop onto Peoplefirstparty.au and sign the petition on the homepage.
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“Australians would pay no tax on income up to $26,000 under the Greens’ new ‘Robin Hood’ policy that hits big mining and delivers a $1000 a year tax cut to workers.
Greens leader David Shoebridge will outline the plan at the national press club on Wednesday in his first major address since he was elected as leader.
Warning Australians are being “ripped off on a grand scale,” Senator Shoebridge will argue that the fossil fuel and resource industry should “pay what they owe us.”
The Time Keeper retweeted
🇮🇱 ISRAEL TOXIC ASSET UPDATE
As of this morning, neither Netanyahu’s bloc nor Eisenkot’s opposition had secured a governing majority.
Israeli government bonds sold off.
Ten-year yields rose six basis points to around 4.1%.
The shekel weakened.
Stocks fell too.
Political uncertainty is adding to the financial cost of a state pursuing occupation, colonisation and regional war.
The thesis I’m tracking is whether the state becomes increasingly burdened with debt while ownership of its MIC and TIC opens further to FIC.
The state carries the military bill.
Private shareholders gain claims on the companies and their future profits.
Higher borrowing costs can create another point of leverage over state decisions.
IAI is preparing for a potential IPO.
Rafael’s chairman wants one too, although its timetable remains uncertain.
Meanwhile, Arab-led parties’ strong showing could increase their leverage over government formation if other parties agree to work with them.
The question goes beyond whether Netanyahu survives.
Does whoever replaces him have more autonomy, or inherit a state increasingly constrained by its financing?
The MIC seems to be manufacturing civil unrest in the EU and subordinating the Israeli state to private assets that can profit from increased MIC revenue in Latin America and Europe.
I expect more false flags in the West Bank and Lebanon to drive escalation and create political leverage ahead of the regional restructuring we are witnessing.
Keep boycotting Israel.
🇮🇱 Israel Is Being Privatized — And Netanyahu Is Being Left Behind youtu.be/5b_ksfW6gck?si=VtAG…
