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Anonymous parody / satire account. Multiple contributors. Fictional / comedic content only. No affiliation with any person/entity. No intent to defame or harm.

Jerusalem
Joined May 2022
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😓 RIP mon capitaine! 🫡
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Patrick Stewart was a socialist who was on the right side of history.
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A David and Goliath story.... and yet the modern Israeli state paints itself as the victim.😒
Un 29 de octubre del año 2000, se tomó esta foto de un niño palestino enfrentándose con solo una piedra a un tanque del ejército sionista en la Franja de Gaza, durante la Segunda Intifada. Ese niño se llamaba Faris Odeh, tenía tan solo 14 años, fue asesinado apenas 10 días después de que se tomara esta foto por un francotirador sionista que le disparó en el cuello, en venganza por la imagen histórica que protagonizó.
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Tucker Carlson has published what he reports is unreleased video of an American "beaten almost to death last week by Israeli settlers." He accused US Ambassador to Israel Mike Huckabee of blowing the man off when he asked for help. "You know his name because he came to you for help, but you blew him off. That's disgraceful. Do your job," Carlson wrote, tagging Huckabee, Secretary of State Marco Rubio and the White House.
Ambassador Huckabee, this is unreleased video of an American who was beaten almost to death last week by Israeli settlers. You know his name because he came to you for help, but you blew him off. That’s disgraceful. Do your job. @GovMikeHuckabee @SecRubio @davidamilstein @WhiteHouse
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World's largest exchange hack in crypto history. Over $5.6 billion stolen: $1.45 billion $BTC $875 million $ETH $234 million $TRX $50 million $XAUT $1.57 billion $USDT $823 million $USDC $75 million $WBETH $88.5 million $RLUSD $447.5 million additional cryptocurrencies
BREAKING: Tether has frozen $971 million worth of USDT which has been linked to a suspected Binance hack. This comes just minutes after Binance wallets saw a $2.8 billion outflow across five blockchains. Binance has yet to comment on the situation.
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Hey @CommBank_ID is currently down. My guess under duress? Can you confirm?
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STRC IS BACK TO PAR *after the founders buy back cumulative 20%+ and burn (retire) the equities. See! The FiNanCiAL rEAcTOr is wOrKiNG My cake shop is super popular! I’m buying all the cakes and our team eats them at home!
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The Goyim have had enough.
BREAKING: Thailand revokes the citizenship of its chief rabbi, Yosef Chaim Kantor.
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It’s finally starting… I thought we had more time. The Great Reset is here. 99% of people have no idea what’s about to hit them.
JUST IN: Tether freezes $971 million $USDT linked to suspected Binance hack. No official statement from Binance yet.
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STRC CLOSED AT 99.99
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BREAKING: Bitcoin crashed -$2,500 in the just 45 minutes, dropping below $78,500 for the first time in 40 days. $600 million in longs were liquidated. Panic is soaring over unconfirmed reports of a massive hack on Binance, sparking a sudden $3 BILLION outflow.
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Tomorrow, Australia joins a global strike against war. On Friday, Australia’s Maritime Workers Union (MUA) in Melbourne will join dockworkers at 111 ports in 22 countries and regions on five continents who will stop work in a coordinated strike against war. ▪️More than 25 dockworkers’ unions have now signed on, in over 200 ports from Marseille to Mumbai, Hamburg to Montevideo, Melbourne to Oakland. ▪️Their demand is simple: no weapons and no military cargo through their ports — without the workers who load and unload it, nothing moves. ▪️The unions point to escalating wars in Ukraine and the Middle East and the danger of a generalized war. ▪️They condemn Israel’s new crimes in Hebron, carried out with the backing of the US, NATO and the EU. ▪️Israel’s lockdown of the city is now in its sixth day, with more than 3,000 Palestinians displaced, according to the UN. Palestinian unions have endorsed Friday’s action. ▪️The unions are calling on workers and young people everywhere to stand with the dockworkers, saying: “Ports for peace and the peoples, not launching-pads for war.”
NEW: On Friday, dockworkers at 111 ports in 22 countries and regions on five continents will stop work in a coordinated strike against war, according to the most recent information from the organizing unions. More than 25 dockworkers’ unions have now signed on, from Marseille to Mumbai, Hamburg to Montevideo, Melbourne to Oakland. Days ago the count stood at about 100 ports in 17 countries, and that figure doesn’t include the dozens of unions in other sectors that have pledged support. Their demand is simple: no weapons and no military cargo through their ports. Nearly everything the world ships passes through the docks, and without the workers who load and unload it, nothing moves. In France, the main dockers’ union says the country’s ports will be 95% shut. Italy, India, Greece and Turkey face 24-hour strikes, and Morocco and Cyprus will see stoppages of up to two hours, with rallies planned in port cities around the world. In Greece, metalworkers, ship-repair workers and young people are joining the dockers, and in the US, ILWU Local 10 is striking in Oakland and San Francisco. The unions are working from the Istanbul Declaration, signed in May, with each one deciding for itself how to take part. They are also fighting for their own jobs, against cuts from automation and for contracts, raises, shorter hours and safety. The unions point to escalating wars in Ukraine and the Middle East and the danger of a generalized war. They condemn Israel’s new crimes in Hebron, carried out with the backing of the US, NATO and the EU. Israel’s lockdown of the city is now in its sixth day, with more than 3,000 Palestinians displaced, according to the UN. Palestinian unions have endorsed Friday’s action. In Italy, the fight has spilled beyond the docks. The union USB has called for a nationwide general strike. Last night, the Italian government ordered transport workers back on the job last night. USB said it would defy the order and accept the steep penalties. The unions are calling on workers and young people everywhere to stand with the dockworkers, saying “Ports for peace and the peoples, not launching pads for war.” I’m reporting from Calabria, Italy, and I will be in Genoa tomorrow ahead of the strike to report on the ground during the mobilzation.
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I believe Netanyahu will remain in power and I believe he should. The genocidal stain should remain on Israel another 4 years with no hope of a rebrand.
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JUST IN: Binance wallets see near $3 billion in outflow
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🚨JUST IN: @binance wallets record almost $3 billion in outflows amid suspicions that the exchange has been hacked. No hack has been confirmed as of yet.
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JUST IN: Tether freezes $971 million $USDT linked to suspected Binance hack. No official statement from Binance yet.
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Ledger's supply chain in Singapore is compromised too, according to SG police. I have many crypto friends in SG. Please be extra careful. Stay SAFU! 🙏 police.gov.sg/Media-Hub/News…
Singapore Police Say Ledger crypto Wallets Sold at Local Retailers Contained Malicious Hardware Implants Singapore police said on October 28 that some Ledger cryptocurrency hardware wallets purchased from local retailers contained malicious hardware implants capable of stealing users' recovery phrases or private keys. At least two cases have been reported since September 10, resulting in losses of approximately S$3.5 million ($2.7 million). Ledger, a leading French hardware wallet manufacturer, is reviewing the affected cases, while police investigations remain ongoing.
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BREAKING: Tether has frozen $971 million worth of USDT which has been linked to a suspected Binance hack. This comes just minutes after Binance wallets saw a $2.8 billion outflow across five blockchains. Binance has yet to comment on the situation.
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BREAKING: Tether has frozen $971 million worth of USDT which has been linked to a suspected Binance hack. This comes just minutes after Binance wallets saw a $2.8 billion outflow across five blockchains. Binance has yet to comment on the situation.
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Strategy Q3 2026 Earnings Call teapaw.org/i/broadcasts/1dKrPrXyY…
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