Appalachian chicken farmer. Eye wizard. Optical nerd stuff happens here. @GrandZeroGaming 💍❤️
Joined July 2024
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You're right ma'am, we did switch your frame to one you didn't want after you left! It's a fun little trick we like to play. The first person to catch us every month gets a $5 gift card to Starbucks!
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I tried to do the mytype thing because I thought it would be fun but so many of the AI dudes look like they'd be assholes...
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The tinted glass adventure continues. My lab has all these cool options on their order portal but actually can only make 3 shades of grey :/
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This is the end result of being overly perceived, you're so terrified of being cringe that you act like this.
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"Pelicans seem like the sort of people that would listen to sad jazz music on the boardwalk." - Zero today
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Release him.
In Tasmania there is a seal called "Neil the Seal" who periodically comes on to land and starts destroying public infrastructure for no reason at all
He has caused upwards of $25,000 in damages by destroying various signs and fences
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The attached image is AI-generated and does not show real events, as authorities use padded poles and boards (not forklifts) to move Neil. Property damage from signs/fences has been minor (~$1,300 materials in one visit) amid higher management costs.
pulsetasmania.com.au/news/neil-the-…
pulsetasmania.com.au/news/neil-the-…
abc.net.au/news/2026-07-3…
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You ever just randomly fucking forget how to do your job for like 30 seconds and it makes you look like an idiot?
Yeah me neither.
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Doc: Rx I get is exactly the same as last year so I think her having to tilt her head to read is a measurement problem. Can you remeasure?
Me: sure... Okay I get 25 and last year it was 23. Wait that's not right it should be lower.
Other Optician: what are you talking about...
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