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Joined July 2011
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I'm convinced Roy Keane is going to kill Slavan Bilic if he keeps touching his shoulder 😂 #CRONGA #WorldCup
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Yeah, we prefer the free kick ref. Nice one Amad is clean through with 1 pass
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Since 2022, PSG have spent €297M on their defence, Bayern Munich €204M, Arsenal €245M, Manchester City €301M, Real Madrid €267M Manchester united defence since 2022 Ayden Heaven -£1m Jonny evens- free Sergio Reguilon- loan Noussair Mazraoui -£12m
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We're set to play at least half a season without a striker. Half a season where we don't have a single back up option for a position that is arguably the most important position on the pitch. Welcome to Manchester United.
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Thing is with #MUFC, the people who have the power to sack people are actually the people who need to be sacked.
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Taking my nephew to his 1st game today. Me “You excited pal” Him “Nah not really”
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From a Facebook Group, Yorkshire Humour. ⚠️ A Sheffield man has praised Andy Burnham's new Google Maps fuel price feature after managing to save a whopping £1.60 on a tank of petrol! 😲 33 year old Phillip Patel spotted a petrol station selling fuel 4p a litre cheaper than his local garage and immediately made the 3 mile journey to fill up his tank! After completing the 6 mile round trip, the delighted motorist worked out that he'd spent 95p on petrol getting there and back, leaving him with a net saving of 65p! 🥂 To celebrate his newfound wealth, Phil treated himself to a Freddo bar. A luxury purchase he admits he probably wouldn't have made had it not been for the Fuel Map.
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Now tell them to look on google maps for cheaper fuel
I know people are worried about fuel prices. And I get it. You get to the pump, watch the numbers climb, and wonder why it's costing so much more than it used to.   The reality is that global events are pushing up costs, and families here at home are feeling the impact.   But I won't accept that there's nothing I can do to help.   That's why from today, you'll be able to see petrol and diesel prices on Google Maps, compare nearby stations and find the cheapest option before you fill up.   It's a small change, but if there's a practical way to help people keep more money in their pocket, I'll do it.
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Cheat code! 🤖💙
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Replying to @RealCanadiacm
But that would be cheating... 😔
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Didn't even take Enzo into consideration wow
Here's the audio from the Haaland goal that shouldn't have stood. Fucking horrendous man.
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Yeah, their goal was obviously offside, but United were absolutely shite
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🚨Rachel Millward says Britain needs migrants and they’re welcome here. Then she’s asked why she fought to keep 600 of them out of her own area. Watch her crumble. Compassion with a postcode isn’t a principle. Unbelievable..
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Really accurate stat by @SkySports I see. We know the favouritism for the ‘big 6’ but no need to make things up… 🙄😂
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'I've done the top 10 most expensive premier league signings but there's no united players in it' 'make it a top 14'
The most expensive signings in Premier League history 💰
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Tuchel didn’t give Kobbie Mainoo a single second. What a fucking idiot.
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🚨"BANG! Six coppers stop me and the other lad" Christian Drogan's SCARIEST MOMENT as an undercover migrant was when he was checked over by French police, only to be given the all clear to board the dinghy. @watchman_raw | @jkyleofficial
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🚨 SHOCK EXPOSÉ: British reporter sneaks onto migrant dinghy and catches French police GIVING FREE TAXI RIDES to people-smugglers back to their camps so they can keep flooding Britain! Christian Drogan spent weeks undercover in the lawless Calais camps, posing as a fugitive British crook. He boarded a packed inflatable with dozens of others, filming every grim second of the seven-hour nightmare crossing. French gendarmes pulled up mid-Channel, warned the boat the seas ahead were “very dangerous”, and offered anyone a lift back to shore. The ONLY ones who jumped at the chance? The four smugglers running the operation. Police cheerfully dropped them straight back on the beach to organise the next wave of illegal trips! Unbelievable! Drogan later said: “I rolled the dice with my life for this investigation, and its findings have only cemented my scepticism towards the establishment.” TalkTV’s Isabel Oakeshott added: “There is a very good reason no reporter has ever attempted such a mission before: because it is both extraordinarily difficult, and extraordinarily dangerous.” Border Force eventually picked them up in UK waters. One officer even told Drogan: “You’re on the wrong boat.” This is the reality the authorities don’t want you seeing. Great work!
🛑WORLD EXCLUSIVE: Working with me, investigative reporter Christian Drogan @watchman_raw becomes the first British man to cross the Channel in a migrant dinghy. MEDIA WARNING: All images and video COPYRIGHT -contact @IsabelOakeshott Full exclusive later today on @TalkTV
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Any chance of sorting out the auto subs @OfficialFPL?
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