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Joined September 2022
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10 horror films to get to know me: 🎃Halloween (1978) ☎️Scream (1996) 🪱Tremors (1990) 💉The Substance (2024) 🤖The Terminator (1984) 🌲Friday the 13th Pt. 2 (1982) 🛸The Thing (1982) 👁️Black Christmas (1974) 🫀Jason Goes to Hell (1993) 🧟‍♂️The Evil Dead (1981)
10 horror films to get to know me: ꩜: Saw II (2005) ꩜: Final Destination 5 (2011) ꩜: Nope (2022) ꩜: Spree (2020) ꩜: Scooby Doo 2 (2004) ꩜: Saw (2004) ꩜: Final Destination (2000) ꩜: Cooties (2017) ꩜: Sinners (2025) ꩜: Final Destination: Bloodlines (2025)
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Uhhhhh let me be queer
Forgot to moisturize before work and I look like gay Obama from Colorado
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Matt is NOT fucking blind bro 😭🙏
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Doctor x Doc
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Hal, if you don't want her PASS THE FUCKIN CONTROLLER! Green Lantern # 13 (1991) feat. Brik💚
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The soft speaking voices No overly-loud sounds Warm color grading TAKE ME BACK!
We didn’t realize it then, but kids’ shows used to be this calm on purpose.
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The victims faces are being censored and the perpetrators aren’t. The world is healing
They are accused of beating a disabled 19-year-old with one arm for 30 to 40 minutes at a Florida bonfire. One filmed it on Snapchat instead of calling 911. Now he is charged too. Sheriff: you have a duty to intervene, but you want to be a cameraman.
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Lunch first, duel later.
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"art is awful" and it's a king kirby comic
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the race for james bond
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This is infinitely more beautiful than any fictional representation of plasma or any other random scifi cgi energy bullshit oh my fucking god it's so pretty
JUST IN🚨: Scientists have captured the first ever high-speed, full-color footage of fusion plasma swirling inside a working reactor.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This footage is not breaking news ("JUST IN"). The video was released in 2025 by Tokamak Energy, showing plasma inside their ST40 reactor. youtu.be/0MW8nkIeCUI
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can I come over and stare at you like this
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his replies are so hot to me
can you tell what movie me and my girlfriend came out of and loved?
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just found the most heartwrenching tiktok.
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“Does the hurt ever go away?” “I wish I could say yes. But it will get better in time, for you, that I promise.” I love EMH but come on now.
DCAU fans will tell you their Batchud propaganda slop is better than this show
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"Put that gun down" 🫵🏻😠
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What a hypocrite 😭 Green Lantern #10 (1991)/ Lanterns (2026)
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#RESIDENTEVIL ain’t it fun ★
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GOOD MORNING I FINALLY FINISHED THE HD VERSION OF MY BRYAN X WELCOME TO THE BLACK PARADE EDIT AND I FIXED THE LYRICS AT THE END!!!
I think today’s the day…where I redo this in HD….
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Am I crazy or does anyone else see the vision? #greenlantern #haljordan #scottbakula #quantumleap
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The switch between John's plot and Hal's genuinely fried me here 😭 Green Lantern #1 (1990)
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