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itinerant fat b'strd with a penchant for ranting

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Joined February 2009
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So apparently we can't stop Truss walking out to our song, very weird! So sad it got used by this shower of a government. BTW Truss labour used it with permission in 90's. I don't want my song being a soundtrack to lies.
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No-one who arrives on our shores having fled war, persecution or violence should be treated like a criminal.
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So to summarize: David Cameron is a lizard's cloaca. When will the @Telegraph tell its trusting readers the truth?
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NEWS! New ‘risky’ prostate blood test definitely beats hand up the arse, claim men everywhere http://bit.ly/ijHo8K
Nick's diary: George stared at me for ages today then laughed. Don't know why, we'd just been chatting about future of the coalition.
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Microsoft to charge royalty fees to block Android in netbooks, say Taiwan makers - DigiTimes http://bit.ly/9K4qyI
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Four perfectly round circles http://bit.ly/dyqjXF (pic)
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#WIKIFACT Quirky chef, Heston Blumenthal once contacted the spirit of a dead lettuce leaf. Big deal! It's hardly rocket séance! #pastfact
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