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it’s a joke. It’s all a joke

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Introducing the Detroit Clutch.
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Listen to this. And then listen again. And again. Until you get it.
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The OG has spoken
Bernie Sanders announces "I will not be supporting Chuck"
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You don’t become the winningest program in college football history without some enemies
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Lmfao 😂 Massie
Massie: "I hope Hegseth addresses the 8 articles of impeachment, and doesn‘t get up and misquote the Bible in Quentin Tarantino fashion and do some pull-ups and call everybody fat and gay. I may have just given you half his speech, I don't know."
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Michigan should go Independent
With the expansion of the College Football Playoff allowing more teams and fan bases access to the postseason, this year's Discover Big Ten Football Championship Game will be the 16th and final. More info: bit.ly/4ztDJi1
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No other president has spewed even close to the amount of hatred and division toward fellow Americans as Trump. The craziest part is people still get confused as to why so many people despise him. That’s like punching someone and being confused when you get punched back.
Wow — Trump says that before the judgment of God he could not forgive Comey and Pelosi and that he will always hate his enemies
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Theft
Per the terms of his contract, Jason Beck is set to be owed up to $10.1 million dollars. That's nearly $7 million in salary and nearly $3.1 in retention bonuses. The contract is subject to off-set and mitigation. It's believed to be the biggest buyout for a college assistant.
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Boom see ya
Sources: Michigan has fired offensive coordinator Jason Beck.
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I admit that I completely broke down today. I cried uncontrollably. I couldn’t hold myself together after witnessing what I saw with my own eyes. Today, we went to film a journalistic report inside the displacement tents along the seashore. I swear, what we witnessed was beyond what any human being should have to endure. I saw men crying bitterly. Men I had never seen cry when they lost their children or when their homes were destroyed. Today, I saw them crying because they were powerless to do the simplest thing: protect their children from the water and the cold. We spoke to families who told us they had spent the entire night carrying their children in their arms after floodwater covered the floors of their tents and soaked their mattresses. They couldn’t find a single dry place to put their children. They couldn’t even give them a few hours of sleep. I saw children no older than five, without proper clothes to protect them from the cold, without heating, and without a dry place to sleep. Children shivering inside tents that cannot keep out the rain, protect them from the wind, or provide even the most basic sense of safety. What more must happen for this world to act? How much more suffering must people endure before someone remembers that they are human beings? I am sick of this world. I am sick of its hypocrisy and empty slogans. To hell with a world that talks endlessly about human rights while leaving children to drown inside their tents. To hell with everyone who has witnessed this suffering and chosen silence, and to hell with the governments and institutions that have the power to act but continue to turn their backs on us.
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The word is out about the Election Night Watch Party at the White House on Tuesday. For weeks, Trump had been assured by Susie Wiles and his staff that all the polls were wrong, and that, once again, the Blue Wave would only be a ripple, if one even showed up at all. And the DOJ was ready to pounce on it if it did. Trump, after all, was on the ballot. "Vote like I'm on the ballot,' he said, "Because I am." He told every rally that. He said it on FOX. He had a 90% approval rate, he said. And $5000 checks for everybody. What could possibly go wrong? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . So the East Room was decked out with the finest crystal and china. Staffers thought it would be a fun "cheeky rebuke" to order in platters of finger food from Cheesecake Factory. Just to give a finger to Barack Obama, for his viral joke about Trump’s gaudy renovations to the White House. EVERYONE showed up in their party clothes. His Staff. His Cabinet. Top GOP politicians. Donors. But there was no Host or Hostess to greet them. Which was a little odd. The guests mingled among themselves, and waited to be formally welcomed and invited to sample the refreshments. Where were Trump and Melania? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Trump waited upstairs in his residence, in order to make a grand entrance to a standing ovation with cheers, once the happy results started pouring in. And was Melania also waiting upstairs, to march in at his side? Nope. Melania was not at the White House at all. On election night, the most anticipated night in politics, with the rest of her husband's term on the line, Melania was somewhere else. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Finally at 8:00 the first election results came in. But during that entire first hour, not ONE Republican was named. It was only Democrat after Democrat, starting with Jon Ossoff. Trump never came downstairs. At all. Marco Rubio was the first to go missing, according to the Daily Mail. Then, one by one, the rest of the party goers slipped out the door. Only two hours later, an enormous decision was called. Democrats had flipped the House of Representatives to their control. And in most cases, the Democrats won, not by slim majorities, but by double digits. It was 10:00, and the East Room was empty. The party goers had gone to a nearby Washington bar to drown their sorrows. The Cheesecake Factory food lay untouched on the East Room tables. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . And Trump? He was upstairs watching the results on FOX News, and posting angrily on Truth Social. He wasn't alone. No, Melania wasn't with him. But Natalie Harp was. The Daily Mail reports that Susie Wiles, his Chief of Staff was upstairs as well. The one who had assured him day after day that Republicans would win. By 11 pm, Trump stopped posting. “He’s watching Fox News barely uttering a word and paralyzed into silence,” a source close to the president told the Daily Mail. “It’s very, very dark in the residence,” one senior official said of Trump’s mood. “It’s a dark scene.” Another source said, “They were delusional right until the very end.” . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Commentary by Glee Violette
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OMG This is hysterical! 😂😂😂🤣😭
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Dear Kyle Whittingham and Jason Beck, You have set @UMichFootball back years. You have no excuses other than sheer incompetence. Talent on this roster is not and issue. You should have never taken the Michigan Job. The lights were always going to be too bright.
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Dear Kyle Whittingham and Jason Beck, You have set @UMichFootball back years. You have no excuses other than sheer incompetence. Talent on this roster is not and issue. You should have never taken the Michigan Job. The lights were always going to be too bright.
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You don’t understand the tradition. You don’t know what these rivalries mean. You have proven you are not capable of making adjustments as evidenced by the absolute zero lack of offense week in and week out. If you have any dignity you’d see yourselves out.
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Jay Hill is running an elite defense and we have squandered it. Everyone else should be let go. What an embarrassment. Again you’ve potentially set us back YEARS! It’s an abomination and not the standard at this school.
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Under the Lights GoBlue 〽️
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Wow 😂
The internet is speculating that Trump announced the wrong Dana White
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😂 Pretty huge @DICKS Grand Opening in Novi! 🤦🏻‍♂️
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