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We note that our so-called former colonial masters have today announced a ban on social media for u16s
As you might expect, we will go further and ban social media for those that think and behave like u16s
@reformparty_uk & @RestoreBritain voters are hereby barred
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Apropos nothing in particular, we are delighted to announce that President Trump will adorn our 1 Cobnut note in recognition of, well, a number of things.
First day issue notes will be available* by fax as is the standard means for distribution of Kentish banknotes (of Kent)
Trump’s Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent on the Trump administration’s plans for a new $250 bill featuring Donald Trump:
“At present, no living person can be on U.S. currency…So right now, there’s proposed legislation in front of the house, in front of the senate, to change the first requirement so that a living person, Donald J. Trump, could be on the $250 bill. So it’s all in the hands of, it’s all up on Capitol Hill. So, at treasury, we prepare things in advance”
🚨DEMOCRACY🚨
We are pleased to announce the formation of a NEW political party across the border in the UK
RESTORM will operate at the fringes of Reform and Restore, to ensure neanderthals & neo-Nazis sympathisers have a real choice (especially in by-elections)
Mr Grayling is currently processing Mr Kenyon’s ^historic social media^ posts through our new patent-pending* Far Right Spectrometer to gauge whether it is even possible to see him all the way over there
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Once again we congratulate popular* party for the slow-witted and racist @reformparty_uk for putting forward a candidate who ^may not be quite what they claim to be^
It remains a complete surprise that this could happen in a party owned by @Nigel_Farage
#WellWellFancyThat
Reform UK had selected Robert Kenyon as their candidate.
“I’m not allowed to voice an opinion”.
He campaigned on being in the British Army, but was just a British Army reservist Lance Corporal.
He might want to now clarify what he meant by this:
“Because of his part-time military background Mr Kenyon refuses to discuss Reform leader Nigel Farage’s controversial view that the West provoked Russian president Vladimir Putin’s invasion of Ukraine by the eastern expansion of the European Union and NATO.”
“I am not allowed to voice an opinion of stuff like that,” he said
manchestereveningnews.co.uk/…
Key question is though old boy, who should the neo Nazis on London’s streets today vote for - Reform or Restore?
A vital constituency for you both it seems clear
⛔️BORDER CLOSURE⛔️
Any and all Neo Nazis, Reform/Restore members and related far right crazies attempting to enter Kent will be stopped at the border this evening and forcibly repatriated to the UK.
This is a nice place, not a nasty place.
#immigrantswelcome
🚨EXCLUSIVE RESEARCH BOMBSHELL🚨
Using the globally respected Kentish Method (of Kent) our latest Brexit tracker reveals that the current status over the border in formerly “Great” Britain is as follows:
Rejoin EU: 76%
Remain out: 20%
Don’t know: 4%
Sample: 26,000
Date: 9.4.26
We greatly admire the achievements of what Mr Grayling has dubbed “the worst bunch of far right idiot negotiators ever assembled since Brexit” in threatening Iran with closure of the Straits of Hormuz if they do not immediately open the Straits of Hormuz
Masterly @JDVance !🤡
⚡️KENTISH COBNUT FUSION (OF KENT)💥
We are pleased to announce the deployment of Cobnut Fusion™️ to alleviate the energy crisis
Allies* can purchase by the gigaton
*Excludes the Trumpian US until they stop being silly
Iran war is the greatest threat to global energy ‘in history’, warns IEA ft.trib.al/whmGh7d
