The Kentish Border (of Kent) retweeted
We have today passed a law that enables us to tax anybody who has at any point lived in Kent under the name "Nigel Farage" to the tune of £5m
It is entirely down to Essex what course of action they decide to take but we won't hold our breath
#ClearAction
The Kentish Border (of Kent) retweeted
As is widely acknowledged, we rarely interfere in the politics of our so-called former colonial masters BUT...
On this occasion, we are delighted to endorse this candidate in his bid to clean up Clacton
#CorruptionEruption
The Kentish Border (of Kent) retweeted
Replying to @Nigel_Farage
Do you own the cafe through a complex series of shell companies in the Cayman islands though Nige? Seems the most likely explanation all things considered
The Kentish Border (of Kent) retweeted
Our analysis of history suggest a certain air of inevitability that earth’s first trillionaire would be a race-baiting imbecile with not a care about the world’s poorest
That is surely the end point of the American dream
#Seriousobservation
The Kentish Border (of Kent) retweeted
We note with some amusement the comments of popular idiot Mr Vance.
Only a man elected in the worlds most historically racist nation where hundreds are legally killed every day with machine guns could be so bold
#UnitedStatesOfSimpletons
Henry Nowak died the same way a civilization dies: abandoned, handcuffed by authorities who neither trusted nor cared for him, and accused of hate crimes he did not commit. His murder is as tragic as it is enraging. He should still be alive today, and he would be if the last few generations of European elites had stood their ground against the politics of self-hatred and the mass invasion of migrants, many of whom despise the West and the people who love it.
Henry was far from the first to so needlessly lose his life, and I fear he won’t be the last. Each time a life like his is lost, the proper response—the only response—is righteous anger. One of the most important things the Trump administration has proven to the world is that stopping the flow of mass migration and defending national sovereignty is a matter of political will and leadership. Anything else is an excuse.
It is because we love the West that we want to preserve it. We love our civilization. We love our country. We love our children. And nobody—nobody—should ever die the way that Henry Nowak died. May God comfort those who loved him, and may God rest his soul.
The Kentish Border (of Kent) retweeted
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Apropos nothing in particular, we are delighted to announce that President Trump will adorn our 1 Cobnut note in recognition of, well, a number of things.
First day issue notes will be available* by fax as is the standard means for distribution of Kentish banknotes (of Kent)
Trump’s Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent on the Trump administration’s plans for a new $250 bill featuring Donald Trump:
“At present, no living person can be on U.S. currency…So right now, there’s proposed legislation in front of the house, in front of the senate, to change the first requirement so that a living person, Donald J. Trump, could be on the $250 bill. So it’s all in the hands of, it’s all up on Capitol Hill. So, at treasury, we prepare things in advance”
The Kentish Border (of Kent) retweeted
🚨DEMOCRACY🚨
We are pleased to announce the formation of a NEW political party across the border in the UK
RESTORM will operate at the fringes of Reform and Restore, to ensure neanderthals & neo-Nazis sympathisers have a real choice (especially in by-elections)
The Kentish Border (of Kent) retweeted
Once more we must observe that the British far right are amongst the daftest of brushes in the history of sweeping
#Idiots
Harry Maguire, who is English and Northern Irish…
… has been demographically replaced in the England World Cup team by an African named ‘Addji Keaninkin Marc-Israel Guéh’ born in Ivory Coast.
What’s the point in a ‘national’ football team if someone who is NOT from that nation can join?
Maguire should play for England. Guéh should play for Ivory Coast. Common sense.
I’m sure Maguire isn’t even allowed to contest this decision because, as his shirt says in the photo below, ‘no room for racism’.
The Kentish Border (of Kent) retweeted
Replying to @realDonaldTrump
We are awarding you the world famous Kentish Golden Orb of Corruption (of Kent) in recognition of your devotion to self-enrichment as president
Would you accept our invitation to Margate for the award ceremony?
Please fax confirmation
#Gongs
The Kentish Border (of Kent) retweeted
Once again we congratulate popular* party for the slow-witted and racist @reformparty_uk for putting forward a candidate who ^may not be quite what they claim to be^
It remains a complete surprise that this could happen in a party owned by @Nigel_Farage
#WellWellFancyThat
Reform UK had selected Robert Kenyon as their candidate.
“I’m not allowed to voice an opinion”.
He campaigned on being in the British Army, but was just a British Army reservist Lance Corporal.
He might want to now clarify what he meant by this:
“Because of his part-time military background Mr Kenyon refuses to discuss Reform leader Nigel Farage’s controversial view that the West provoked Russian president Vladimir Putin’s invasion of Ukraine by the eastern expansion of the European Union and NATO.”
“I am not allowed to voice an opinion of stuff like that,” he said
manchestereveningnews.co.uk/…
The Kentish Border (of Kent) retweeted
Once again we observe that the far right are the most stupid people in a country that is by no means short of idiots
🚨 GMP ARRESTS MAN FOR POSTING A BACON SANDWICH!
British police have gone full dhimmi.
A man just got charged under Section 5 Public Order Act - a “hate crime” - for posting a photo of a bacon butty online.
GMP’s Hate Crime Unit claims it caused “harassment, alarm and distress” to Muslims.
Yes, really. Grilled pork = Islamophobia now.
Two-tier policing is dead. This is one-tier: protect the easily offended at all costs.
Welcome to Britain 2026, where your breakfast is hate speech.
Share this before they ban bacon memes too.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The police have confirmed this is fake
x.com/gmpolice/statu…
The Kentish Border (of Kent) retweeted
⛔️BORDER CLOSURE⛔️
Any and all Neo Nazis, Reform/Restore members and related far right crazies attempting to enter Kent will be stopped at the border this evening and forcibly repatriated to the UK.
This is a nice place, not a nasty place.
#immigrantswelcome
The Kentish Border (of Kent) retweeted
SCHOOL DAZE
We have added a new question to our world-famous school history syllabus:
“Where would @JDVance sit in a list of the worst people there have ever been?”
Speculative answers welcome from citizens
The Kentish Border (of Kent) retweeted
🚨EXCLUSIVE RESEARCH BOMBSHELL🚨
Using the globally respected Kentish Method (of Kent) our latest Brexit tracker reveals that the current status over the border in formerly “Great” Britain is as follows:
Rejoin EU: 76%
Remain out: 20%
Don’t know: 4%
Sample: 26,000
Date: 9.4.26
The Kentish Border (of Kent) retweeted
We greatly admire the achievements of what Mr Grayling has dubbed “the worst bunch of far right idiot negotiators ever assembled since Brexit” in threatening Iran with closure of the Straits of Hormuz if they do not immediately open the Straits of Hormuz
Masterly @JDVance !🤡
The Kentish Border (of Kent) retweeted
Replying to @brett_mcgurk
He has somehow bombed his way to a demonstrably worse position. In some ways a wonderful analogy for how he leaves maga voters: theoretically empowered yet significantly poorer in almost every way imaginable - geopolitically, financially, morally - hats off @realDonaldTrump !!!
The Kentish Border (of Kent) retweeted
It is with a sense of historic duty that we have agreed to host the post-Iran war equivalent of the Nuremberg trials
These will be held in the Justice Portakabin and be overseen by Mr Grayling
We have faxed Mr Trump and Mr Netanyahu with directions
#Justice
Donald Trump says "a whole civilisation will die tonight" if Iran fails to make deal - follow live bbc.in/3PLAa5D
The Kentish Border (of Kent) retweeted
Memorandum:
A reminder to Kentish citizens (of Kent) that two of the founding principles of Kentish democracy (of Kent) are as follows:
Don’t be Nazis
Don’t vote for Nazis
This information is available via fax for onward distribution
👍🏻
The Kentish Border (of Kent) retweeted
⚽️POLITICAL FOOTBALLS⚽️
We have sent a very stern fax to @IpswichTown informing them that they are banned from Kent
cc @edsheeran
The Kentish Border (of Kent) retweeted
⚡️KENTISH COBNUT FUSION (OF KENT)💥
We are pleased to announce the deployment of Cobnut Fusion™️ to alleviate the energy crisis
Allies* can purchase by the gigaton
*Excludes the Trumpian US until they stop being silly
Iran war is the greatest threat to global energy ‘in history’, warns IEA ft.trib.al/whmGh7d



















