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Joined July 2011
Ryan Grannan-Doll retweeted
Last-minute Halloween costume idea: Amanda Seyfried’s farting horse
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If franz ferdinand didn’t want to be assassinated he shouldn’t have made a song called “take me out”
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How will they do this show without the Dad character? The actor is an admitted pedophile.
The first episode of the 7th Heaven revival
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Why are you giving her a platform? She is nuts and corrupt.
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Well, Trump is right. Unfunny gasbag
Lots to unpack here but Trump says Bill Maher is an unfunny loser pothead/drunk and the recent dinner was a waste of time. TRUMP: Let's talk about this COMPLETE AND TOTAL LOSER, Bill Maher. When I became President, I agreed to meet, after the first one, and the last one, but never agreed to do his show, which he wants me to do, DESPARATELY I believe he lied to me when I asked him, with all the applause and laughter he gets after almost everything he says, about thing that aren't funny or even any good, what Laughter Machine does he use? People can't think he's funny. Bill was very nervous. He asked for a drink. He was very insecure, and he had a seriously bruised eye and nose area, as though somebody had just beaten him up — But it wasn't me! No sooner had we had that first dinner at the White House, which is a very seductive and beautiful place, especially now that I have fully renovated and fixed it in the style which it deserves, Bill wanted to come back. Also, I wanted to tell Bill that he's a major POTHEAD. He's got to stop, it's very bad for his health. He looked like hell this time. Bill was drunk and had alcohol in his hand as he walked through the White House. Stephen A. Smith and Kid Rock came along with him. I learned nothing, and felt it was a waste of time. After the first dinner, Bill Maher was friendly, I guess, everyone walked away pleased. After the second dinner, Bill's "show" was far worse than the first. He went crazy! He's gutless, because he enjoyed every minute. Also, I am not a building a swimming pool in the White House Briefing Room, and never had any intention of doing so.
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Ryan Grannan-Doll retweeted
Showing my wife The Sopranos for the first time and she keeps getting characters confused because “they all look the same.”
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Woman knows good food when she sees it
AOC stops by In-N-Out burger during California campaign trip trib.al/sloo3Ow
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Hilariously dumb take
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I didn’t think Trump would be our first gay president
Trump: I was pretty intent on explaining his body… look at this guy's body.
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Ryan Grannan-Doll retweeted
Obama: Remember draining the swamp? The only thing they drained was the reflecting pool after a no bid contract, and they messed it up
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Obama is RIPPING today
BREAKING: Barack Obama just ROASTED Donald Trump’s renovations of the White House in a way only he can: “He’s got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened up a Cheesecake Factory.” Trump is going to have a MAJOR MELTDOWN.
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Billy still got it
Bill Clinton: "I think Congress made a mistake not protesting turning the Rose Garden into what looks like the entrance to Liberace's bathroom"
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The best ppl
Trump staffer Britt McHenry forced to resign over NBA scuffle after being promoted on the same day trib.al/tXstgaA
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RIP Caryle Murphy, who reported from inside occupied Kuwait in 1990, hiding from Iraqi troops. She would roll a typewritten story into a tube, dress as a jogger, run past an embassy and throw the tube over the wall to get the story out. @amcovarrubias washingtonpost.com/obituarie…
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Ryan Grannan-Doll retweeted
The world has changed. The truth hasn’t. The X-Files new series. Coming soon on Hulu and Disney+.
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The big issues @greggadren
Two former senior FBI officials, Nikki Cole Floris and Bradley Benavides, were taken into custody today on charges of allegedly lying to Congress about their involvement in the FBI’s investigations into Hunter Biden. The charges stem from an ongoing investigation into the since-dissolved FBI Foreign Influence Task Force. Floris led the FITF as a Deputy Assistant Director from mid-2019 through mid-2022. Benavides was the FITF Section Chief from mid-2019 through the 2020 election. Both testified that the FITF was not involved in the Hunter Biden investigations. Documentary evidence, contemporaneous communications, and witness accounts contradict their testimony. Floris is also on record privately claiming to be “running a shadow government” during the 2020 election in her role on the FITF. Lying to Congress by senior FBI officials strikes at the heart of our system. No one is above the law. The FBI has already dismantled the corrupt CR-15 squad that engaged in political weaponization targeting their opponents, including President Trump. Thanks to @TheJusticeDept @FBIKansasCity and @USAttyPirro. -DKP🇺🇸
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Under no circumstances would I do testimony without my expenses being covered. FFS, crime should not cost witnesses money.
The court has approved travel expenses for defense witnesses in the Matthew Farwell trial
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