@BottomQuotes

Unofficial - for fans of Bottom starring Rik Mayall and Ade Edmondson. Post a quote for a retweet!!

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Ben Wensley@BenWensley12 Jun 2015
Replying to @BottomQuotes
@BottomQuotes Once upon a time there was a biiig forest, and in the middle of the forest lived some trousers, called Dave.
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Bottom Quotes retweeted
AdrianR@darth_stinky10 Jun 2015
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@BottomQuotes Eddie: (examining bottle) Never heard of low calorie sun tan lotion.
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Eddie: Let me give you a tip , if you're ever pretending to be a lesbian, keep your tackle really well hidden!
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Replying to @BottomQuotes
@BottomQuotes Dont you dare call me overweight young man
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Giles@GilesOfficial853 Jun 2015
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@BottomQuotes "yeah, well I might come back as Danni Minogue"
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Are you calling me a liar?? No, I'm calling you a tosser!
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Right, fingers on buzzers! Richie: Don't be so foul!!!
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Replying to @easthullrobbo
@easthullrobbo @BottomQuotes ha ha... Have u got your wrench?? Na it's just my trousers are a bit tight 馃槀 #bottom
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Richie: Eddie, how are you alive? Eddie: I may very well not be........
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Richie: Is that a police chopper? Eddie: No I think ones of them left his truncheon sticking out of the door!
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Replying to @BottomQuotes
@BottomQuotes now listen here you roustabouts
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R: I thought she was a girl! E: They were pectorals you fool! R: She had an earring! E: Yeah, through HER foreskin!
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Oh God, who'd be me??
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E: That bird in the red specs - phww phww phww... R: Eddie are you carrying a torch for her? E: No its just the way my trousers ruck up.
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Richie: What was that film where they ate each other? Eddie:............. Deep Throat wasn't it?
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Eddie: Where's my sleeping bag? Richie: Well the last I heard she was in Chiswick!
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