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@BottomQuotes Once upon a time there was a biiig forest, and in the middle of the forest lived some trousers, called Dave.
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@BottomQuotes Eddie: (examining bottle) Never heard of low calorie sun tan lotion.
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@BottomQuotes Dont you dare call me overweight young man
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@BottomQuotes "yeah, well I might come back as Danni Minogue"
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@easthullrobbo @BottomQuotes ha ha... Have u got your wrench?? Na it's just my trousers are a bit tight 😂 #bottom
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Take it easy, Sinitta. We've got all night!
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@BottomQuotes This is the life Eddie, sophisticated living, gentlemen's rooms. – at Uppermill, England
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@BottomQuotes GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY WIDOW GAY G...AH!!! WIDOW!
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Makes sense nowadays: "Calm down, you hysterical girl's blouse" @BottomQuotes
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@BottomQuotes #WorstSexIn5Words Give me the cattle prod!
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@BottomQuotes Hello and good morning. Should traffic wardens be armed?
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@BottomQuotes "And on tonight's program an interesting misprint that says penis!"
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I wonder how much meat you get on a womble? @BottomQuotes

















