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Me and Philip just did it on my throne and it was hot
Could say it was
A royal bone
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Philip what did I tell you about leaving caviar on my throne
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I was in the middle of talking to @BoxBootley about something and she just hits me with this and I am deceased
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Doctor: Your body has ran out of magnesium.
Me: 0mg
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Thank you to everyone who joined us for our Virtual Open Days. We enjoyed exploring Leeds togetherโค๏ธ
Youโre only a few clicks away from re-watching all talks with Leeds staff and students. All sessions are available until 31 July.
virtualopenday.leeds.ac.uk/
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The original is on the left. The two attempts at "restoring" it are on the right. Ouch.
"Experts call for regulation after latest botched art restoration in Spain: Immaculate Conception painting by Murillo reportedly cleaned by furniture restorer."
theguardian.com/artanddesignโฆ
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Tim Martin
1. Didn't pay his staff
2. Didn't pay his suppliers
3. Used staff of minimum wage for political propaganda
4. Has only greed and no morals
#NeverSpoons
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They say,we read
#StayAlert
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this dog literally failed every single test thrown at him to become a service dog and i am scream laughing. but imho heโs still a very very good boy.
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Everyone can live, everyone can die - Experience the first true narrative horror anthology! Join our official The Dark Pictures page now and stay tuned for all the latest terrifying news.
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This worm is the best update Kik has ever done
Wormton John <3
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The vegan sausage rolls are better than the standard ones whether youโre vegan or not and thatโs a fact
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I cannot remember the last time I felt so sad, worried and utterly filled with despair.
Very dark times indeed.
#ElectionResults2019
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Christmas presents are gonna be paracetamol next year #ElectionResults2019
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Weird watching your country commit suicide. #ElectionResults2019
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of course this is happening on friday the 13th itโs basically a horror movie anyway #ElectionResults2019

























