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/Brandon Hansen/

@Brandon81Hansen

Ghost riding does not work on a plane

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Joined October 2012
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I saw @lisavsworld ‘s doppelgänger as I was leaving the gym today. The strangest part was as I did my double take, she did the same in her car looking at me.
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Bo French
@bofrenchJan 10
I talk a lot about the threat that is Islam. But I was one of the first people to say we needed to deport 100 million people. Islamists, illegals and H1-Bs. It’s 100 million. All of them.
Bo French (@bofrench) profile pictureBo French
@bofrenchJan 7
Radical Islam is on the rise, and voters are fed up. If we don’t do something about it, cities across Texas will look like Dearborn, Michigan.
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mustard: ✅✅ pickle : ✅ cilantro : 🤷‍♂️ pizza with pineapple: 😕 sushi: 🆗 broccoli: ✅ mushrooms: 🆗 liver: 🤷‍♂️ hamburger:✅✅✅ olives: ❌ cheese: ✅ sandwich:✅✅ fish: ✅ potatoes:✅ carrots: ✅✅✅ coffee: ❌ Mexican Zero: ✅ tomato: ✅️✅✅ Alcohol:😐
beezy 🐝 (@zoomybee) profile picturebeezy 🐝
@zoomybeeJul 29
mustard: ✅✅✅✅ pickle : ✅ cilantro : ❌ pizza with pineapple: 🆗 sushi: 🤔 broccoli: ✅ mushrooms: ✅ liver: 🆗 hamburger:✅✅✅✅ olives: ✅ cheese: ✅✅✅ sandwich:✅✅ fish: ❌🆗 potatoes:✅✅✅✅ carrots: ✅ coffee: ✅ Coke Zero: ❌️ tomato: ✅️ Alcohol:✅
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George: I’m an Abercrombie man! I wear the plaid, I got the muscles, the confidence… but she looked right past me at the mall… She’s got that laid-back Hollister vibe. The flip-flops, the faded jeans, the whole “I just surfed and now I’m shopping” thing. It’s exotic! Exotic? Hollister’s literally Abercrombie’s little brother. It’s the same family, George. You’re dating down the corporate ladder.
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post a picture YOU took. just a picture. no description
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@BuckeruuJul 8
post a picture YOU took. just a picture. no description
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@HeadOfTVDeptJul 8
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PNW Fredista 🟦⬜️🟩 (@PNWFredista) profile picturePNW Fredista 🟦⬜️🟩@PNWFredistaJul 8
Replying to @HeadOfTVDept
Birthright Citizenship is never going away fyi
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RAW-B@RawXIIMay 5
netanyahu holding a tablet in front of trump’s face
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@ryangrimMay 5
Trump says “4 or 5 snipers” killed 42,000 Iranian protesters
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@RapidResponse47Apr 28
.@POTUS: "Honoring the British King might seem an ironic beginning to our celebration of 250 years of American independence — but in fact, no tribute could be more appropriate. Long before Americans had a nation or Constitution, we first had a culture, a character, and a creed. Before we ever proclaimed our independence, Americans carried within us the rarest of gifts: moral courage, and it came from a small but mighty kingdom from across the sea."
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Rep. Andy Ogles
@RepOglesMar 17
Allowing newcomers from famously corrupt countries to live in America produces famously corrupt results. Repeal Hart-Celler.
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Rep. Andy Ogles
@RepOglesMar 16
It’s time for a major immigration paradigm shift. Our founders were prepared to drop the British flag to become Americans. Newcomers must be prepared to drop their flags and do the same. The ASSIMILATION Act will change everything. Stay Tuned.
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Melissa Chen
@MsMelChenFeb 8
> Skiers are usually type A personalities hyped on ambition and precision and perhaps a bump or two of the white stuff (not the snow, mind you). > Boarders are nomadic potheads in oversized pants, shredding the gnar and letting the vibes flow as they drift through the slopes. Society only functions if there is Pareto distribution of skiers to snowboarders: 80%-20% Any more than 20% of boarders means civilization collapses
Jarvis (@jarvis_best) profile pictureJarvis
@jarvis_bestFeb 7
Olympic skiers are like “I have 2% body fat. I train 23 hours a day. I have had 87 surgeries” and Olympic snowboarders are like “I have smoked this many drugs today” and they hold up their hand which is in a mitten.
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A county with 0% Trump vote share in the last election would have a TFR of 0.9. A county with 100% Trump vote share would have a TFR of roughly 2.1.
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Four games that formed young Brandon
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Four games that formed young Rolf
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You know the “50% divorce rate” is a total LIE, right? How to stay married: - Read a lot/be educated - Share moral values - Enjoy conversation - Talk ahead of time about how to fight fair/raise kids Your chance of divorce virtually disappears. (<5%) Life is NOT random!
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