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Son of an Almighty Shepherd

Joined September 2025
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Send this to her and say “us”
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"I'm sorry Anakin. The Tusken Raiders that killed your mother aren't fit to stand trial. Their midichlorian counts are too low."
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Rolf retweeted
“I’m taking away trans rights. Pray I don’t take away gay marriage as well.”
“I am deporting your Mexican roofers. Pray I don’t deport your Latina nanny.”
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I love this shit
A BADGE IS NOT A LICENSE TO BRUTALIZE. Without video evidence, imagine how ICE would claim the agent was attacked by a vicious protester. Blocking an ICE vehicle does not erase your constitutional rights. Reasonable force may be lawful. Excessive force is not. An agent who willfully violates those rights and causes bodily injury can face up to 10 years under 18 USC §242. PAXIS.app is FREE. Know your rights. Record EVERYTHING . Help keep PAXIS free: gofundme.com/f/PAXIS
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“Did you ever hear the tragedy of the USS Liberty?” “No” “I thought not, it’s not a story the Republicans would tell you”
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“Experts are concerned that Anakin Skywalker is becoming a symbol of right-wing extremism.”
🚨ALERT: Experts are concerned that Anakin Skywalker is becoming a symbol of right-wing extremism. Follow: @MorseReport
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The only acceptable level of White rage.
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Rolf retweeted
When I realize I’m the only White guy at Costco
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I hate them!
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“Anakin, JEDI stands for Jews, Equity, Diversity and Inclusion. You need to check your privilege”
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When your Anakinmaxxing on the TL and people start mentioning “the younglings” & “what about the women and children”
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The White male experience
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Despite what he claims, Charlie Kirk’s assassination shook him deeply. I think Hasan realizes he’s on borrowed time at this point.
Hasan runs away from stream sniper. It’s nice to see him shit his pants, you don’t get to celebrate political violence and harassment then cry when you receive it back.
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Showing this to a millenial is like exposing a vampire to sunlight
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Imagine how much better things could have been
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Replying to @UnderCoercion
L I T E R A L L Y M E
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“Begin deporting Ilhan Omar.” “My President, is that legal?” “I will make it legal.”
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Happy HALOween!
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